All categories - 2 October 2006

Man : what is a million years like to you?
God : Like a second.
Man : what is a million dollar like to you?
God : like a penny.
Man : can I have a penny?
God : just a second…

2006-10-02 19:14:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

QB-Eli Manning, David Carr
RB-Clinton Portis, Julius Jones, Jamal Lewis, Ladell Betts
WR-Reggie Wayne, Antonio Bryant, Joey Galloway, Eddie Kennison. Eric Moulds
TE-Antonio Gates, Marques Colston
D/ST-Seahawks, Chargers
K-Adam Vinatieri


And For the record if I hear on thing about last years stats from ppl I'm gonna scream I'm 3-1 with this team so I would appreciate Expert advice only plz.......

2006-10-02 19:14:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fantasy Sports

Sometimes when I eat or drink my body fells uncomfortable. When I drink soda I tend to get a lot of gas wich result in farting. Whe I eat spicy or acidic food I get a burning sensation in my breastbone area. I these do seperate conditions or can they be one condition please help me find out. I was also wondering if you could be intolernant to soda.

2006-10-02 19:14:20 · 3 answers · asked by andrea0428@sbcglobal.net 2 in Other - General Health Care

1960=the 60's and then 70's and so on.what is this?
and are we gonna say it's the 20's in the year 2020?

2006-10-02 19:14:09 · 5 answers · asked by Desperado 5 in Polls & Surveys

I met my husband online almost 2 years ago. When he came to be with me I found out he was talking to girls still online. I constantly ask him about what his ex's look like and if I am better than them. I keep wanting LONG CURLY HAIR like the one's he favors. In bed I'm constantly, comparing myself to them sexually. I dont know if this problem is going to come between my marrage or not! I wonder often if he's sick of me asking him "am i better than them" but anyhow what should I do?

2006-10-02 19:14:01 · 11 answers · asked by ~* Pink Princess *~ 3 in Marriage & Divorce

it started as a green screen then went black and flashed an eye, had a scary voice, and ended with a green hand. telling us to buy monster energy drink maybe?

2006-10-02 19:13:51 · 6 answers · asked by Michelle B 2 in Television

2006-10-02 19:13:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diabetes

ok read this and tell me what you think? lol what a smart man!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night at a business
function.

He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.

Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
Spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,

2006-10-02 19:13:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He also always pees on top of my females urine in the yard. I know he is marking his territory, but why is he doing it to me? Does he think he is higher in the "pack" than me?

2006-10-02 19:13:18 · 4 answers · asked by Chiro 1 in Dogs

I've seen it on here several times where people have stated that they chose their particular religion/faith because God "spoke to" their hearts. If this be so, why is it that--when speaking to hearts--God doesn't lead (for lack of a better phrase) everyone to the same religion?

Not trying to start a brawl here, just asking a question...

2006-10-02 19:13:03 · 15 answers · asked by WhyAskWhy 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-02 19:13:00 · 4 answers · asked by Nitroman 2 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-10-02 19:13:00 · 19 answers · asked by Ragib 1 in Dental

Or are you just too cool? Or are you like my dad and say its dangerous? Or do the truckers ignore you?

2006-10-02 19:12:50 · 13 answers · asked by Gorgeous 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 19:12:18 · 28 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

2006-10-02 19:12:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I've never been to d&d and now i've ask to go... What should i wear? What type of makeup should i put?

2006-10-02 19:12:06 · 4 answers · asked by sailor mars 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

what do i do???

2006-10-02 19:11:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I have a couple, I like steve martin just cuz he is funny as hell. And I like the guy who plays House, Icant think of his name,I like him because he is an ***.

2006-10-02 19:11:54 · 12 answers · asked by Destiny C 2 in Television

I have the same brand garage door opener (Genie) as my neighbor, whose garage is adjacent to my own. Often, when I am driving up and I hit my button, it opens her garage door (and vice versa), posing a security risk and causing a big hassle in general, trying to get them to open and/or close as I need them to do. Does anyone know if getting a different brand of garage door opener would solve the problem? I have tried getting a new remote opener and reprogramming the one I already had and none of this has worked. Any suggestions would be appreciated, thanks.

2006-10-02 19:11:47 · 5 answers · asked by Kristin 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

l live in a tropical area and the dogs are allways getting infested with fleas they are driving me mad

2006-10-02 19:11:46 · 6 answers · asked by sandeva b 1 in Dogs

What would happen would 2 wovies grow from this splitting and could some villian theoreticaly make a wovie army ?

2006-10-02 19:11:46 · 2 answers · asked by jack_hammerin_ass 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-02 19:11:38 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It sure does to me

2006-10-02 19:11:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-02 19:11:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Please elaborate

2006-10-02 19:10:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Games & Recreation

My hair is short and now i want it kinda long and wavey. is there anything that i can do to make it wavey? my hair is puffy. isnt there anything that accualy works for puffy hair!

2006-10-02 19:10:53 · 2 answers · asked by Gabriela 2 in Hair

Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you

2006-10-02 19:10:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-02 19:10:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-10-02 19:10:44 · 15 answers · asked by I love myself 1 in Basketball

Hi.
What are some examples and case studies on female discrimination, in different countries of the world and in different situations? Eg, economic aspect, political aspect, socio-cultural aspect.

Thanks.

2006-10-02 19:10:33 · 13 answers · asked by vintageprincess72 4 in Gender Studies