ok read this and tell me what you think? lol what a smart man!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night at a business
function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
Spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
2006-10-02 19:13:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind.
You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, ***** , I'm married!!!".
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS
: ] tell me you didn't like that? lol
2006-10-02 19:13:58 · update #1
oh yahoo is going to damn for for useing the b word aint they? lol oops!
2006-10-02 19:21:52 · update #2
;] ye not bad, not bad
2006-10-02 19:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats NOT funny...
its a sweet thing for the hubby to say...
i think all women would love to hear that...
i'll give it a 2 out of 2....its a perfect scene!
here's one that i think would be funny to you...
There was a guy who had a pair of ultra-shiny Italian handcrafted shoes worth about $10,000. They were so shiny that you could see your reflection in it. One day, a friend invited him to a ballroom dance party. He was excited because he could show off his expensive Italian shoes. At the ballroom, he danced with the first girl he laid his eyes on. “You are wearing red underwear, am I right?” “How did you know,” the girl asked, amazed. “See my shoes? They’re so shiny I can take a peek from under your skirt!” He danced with another girl. “I know you are wearing yellow thongs, am I right?” “How did you know,” the girl asked. “See my shoes? They’re so shiny I can take a peek from under your skirt!” He asked another girl to dance, but this time he got worried because he wasn’t sure what he saw in the reflection, so he asked the girl: “You aren’t wearing any underwear, are you?” The girl was amazed. “How did you know that I wasn’t wearing any underwear?!” With her reaction, the guy felt very relieved. “I got worried a bit there because I thought I saw a crack in my Italian handcrafted shoes!”
2006-10-02 19:28:11 · answer #2 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a rating of 3.5 OUT OF 5
2006-10-02 19:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, and I would have done the same thing had my hubby came home in that same condition! LMAO
2006-10-02 19:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by The Nag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, liked it better this time.
2006-10-02 19:15:19 · answer #5 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've also heard it before. lol
Have a nice day!
2006-10-02 19:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it i think that i would do the same thing if my hubby said that.
2006-10-02 19:21:18 · answer #7 · answered by Shana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Good one!
2006-10-02 19:17:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before, but its still purty funny
2006-10-02 19:16:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
works well for me
2006-10-02 19:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by Hulabaloola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coll
2006-10-02 20:14:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋