A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
2006-10-02 19:12:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was a good news if he had heard it yesterday..... nice one...
2006-10-02 19:30:08 · answer #1 · answered by pheobe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 on 10
2006-10-03 02:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by docecil 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says,"I have a very bad news"
The man says,"what is it doc?"
The doctor says,"I am so sorry to tell you that you only have 10....."
(interrupting what the doctor was saying)
The man says," 10 what? 10 years?10months?10weeks?..go on doc,tell it to me...
The doctor says,"10...9...8...7...6...5...4....."
2006-10-03 02:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
I wonder how the conversation would turn out if he had asked for the bad news first.
Oh, and why is the good news that he has a day to live?
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2006-10-03 02:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by Wai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have heard that one before. lol
Have a nice day!
2006-10-03 03:01:29 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one
2006-10-03 03:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by chinadoll31645 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good....hahahaha...........4 / 10
2006-10-03 08:53:15 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahahahahah....... that was good...... 4.5 out of 5......
2006-10-03 02:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :)
2006-10-03 02:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋