1. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
2. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
3. Don't worry.... it only seems kinky the first time.
4. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
5. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
7. No one is listening until you fart
2006-09-28
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