1. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
2. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
3. Don't worry.... it only seems kinky the first time.
4. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
5. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
7. No one is listening until you fart
2006-09-28 01:32:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8. four wheel drive only makes it easier to get stuck in places harder to get to.
9. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
10. Be nice to Your kids, after all they will be the ones choosing your nursing home
2006-09-28 04:04:59 · answer #1 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 &7 are the best
2006-09-28 10:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by Regine R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love the one about the duct tape haha. cool quotes. =)
Have a nice day!
2006-09-28 08:35:11 · answer #3 · answered by Jaded 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I like No. 5. (My speciallity, foot in mouth disease!!
2006-09-28 08:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No 7.True,lol
2006-09-28 10:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ture and funny
2006-09-28 08:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by autumnbrookblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where's the zen koan?
2006-09-28 08:36:39 · answer #7 · answered by zigzagidiot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's true and funny!
2006-09-28 08:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny!!
2006-09-28 10:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by JUST_ME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zen indeed :))
2006-09-28 08:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋