All categories - 28 September 2006

artificial intelligence

three blondes find a magic lamp, when the genie came out he said they could each have one wish. the first blonde sais I dont like being dumb, i wanna be smart POOF - shes a brunette. the second blonde sais " i like being stupid, but maybe I'd like a be a little smarter" POOF - she turns into a red head. the third blonde sais I like being dumb, in fact, I'd like to be dumber POOF - shes a man

2006-09-28 11:57:34 · 36 answers · asked by sweetestrose1983 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Any driver under 21 years of age who is stopped by a law enforcement officer and found to have a breath or blood alcohol level of .02 or higher will, at the time of arrest,

what is the consequense?

2006-09-28 11:57:32 · 11 answers · asked by D M 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-09-28 11:57:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

MOM - I CAUGHT A FWAGGLE!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aky72-gyLLI

enjoy...

2006-09-28 11:57:27 · 3 answers · asked by Madam Rosmerta 5 in Television

one a boy ( while in preschool) asks his teacher if he may go to the bathroom

the teacher says "YOU MAY GO BUT YOU MUST SAY YOUR ABC'S FIRST"

the boy says "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQURSTVWXYZ"

the teacher says " WHAT HAPPEND TO THE LETER P"

the boy relpies " IT IS RUNNING DOWN MY PANTS"

2006-09-28 11:57:26 · 16 answers · asked by diamond_diva_1000 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What is the best Christmas gift to give your Mom that isn't expensive?

2006-09-28 11:57:23 · 25 answers · asked by me 2 in Family

Should colleges be more or less picky regarding who they accept?

2006-09-28 11:57:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

Im takin 40MG accutane and im wonderin is 40 MG weak to kill acne? I havent seen the results i wanted yet but i can tell my face is gettin a little better barely. I want to take a higher dosage like 80MG cause i want to see results ASAP and for the side effects i only got dry lips that it.

MY doctor told me i should take 40 mg ONE TIME A DAY ( it said on box 2 times a day) because its my first time tryin it and she said later on she will increase the dosage.

So people do you think a week and 4 days is to short to judge the effectiveness of Accutane? Should i wait 2 more weeks or more???

2006-09-28 11:57:17 · 2 answers · asked by LaZlow 3 in Other - Beauty & Style

how much does thick weigh like when a guy says that a girl is thick .how much does that girl have to weigh to be thick and how much does she have to weigh to just be like she is confused she isint thick she is fat. im wondering b/c my guy says that i am thick but i just think that i am fat. im 5'5 140 ,40D ,size 11 jeans, flat stomach and im trying to figure out if he is right or am i right or if i just have problems always thinking that i am fat. or am i neither? its been driving me nuts

2006-09-28 11:57:11 · 11 answers · asked by n2ffn 2 in Singles & Dating

where can i find one that isn't combined with oxygen?

2006-09-28 11:57:09 · 1 answers · asked by thundor456 1 in Chemistry

I like a guy and i want him to like me, i think he likes me a little anyway, but i want to make sure he likes me altogether, no sexual touching cuz i am only in the 7th grade

2006-09-28 11:57:03 · 1 answers · asked by FredDIEMerCURyLOVer 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-28 11:57:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

they can be candles,baking stuff,whatever. my fave is popcorn...and cookies baking.....

2006-09-28 11:57:02 · 18 answers · asked by Dragonflygirl 7 in Polls & Surveys

"Since God chose you to be the holy people he loves, you must clothe yourselves with tenderhearted mercy, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience. Make allowance for each other's faults, and forgive anyone who offends you. Remember, the Lord forgave you, so you must forgive others. Above all, clothe yourselves with love, which binds us all together in perfect harmony. And let the peace that comes from Christ rule in your hearts. For as members in one body you are called to live in peace. And always be thankful."

- Colossians 3:12-15 (NLT)

2006-09-28 11:56:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I mean I don't really like her anyway but really its cringe worthy, embarrassing and arghhh. WHY?

2006-09-28 11:56:57 · 20 answers · asked by â?¥MissMayâ?¥ 4 in Television

My mom isnt that bad, but my dad is sooooo strict. I'm 16 and I have to be home at 8pm unless im at the movies or something. I think it's because he has control issues... any ideas how to fix it??

2006-09-28 11:56:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

The cooks and waitresses insult each other and I hear they get pretty mean aka dirty. Actually it sounds fun and hilarious. I was just wondering if anyone has been there and could give me an example, but don't get in trouble with cuss words on this sight.

2006-09-28 11:56:45 · 6 answers · asked by curiousgeorgette 4 in Entertaining

Are they really as hot as you think? Hmmm...
http://www.niquehappy.com/uglycelebpics.htm

2006-09-28 11:56:32 · 4 answers · asked by ♥iamsleepy♥ 4 in Celebrities

Nothing ever happens to me...

2006-09-28 11:56:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My school has something called "Coffee House", where students have to stand up in front of everyone on the stage and perform/read a piece of poetry for everyone.

The only main restriction there is, is that is has to be written by a reasonably well-known poet.

2006-09-28 11:56:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

Sometimes my refrigerator ice maker makes a lot of ice, and sometimes it doesn't.
It's about 7 years old.
The temp in the kitchen is the same all the time.
I use the Kinetico Soft water treatment.
Any ideas on why somtimes I have to put an ice tray in my freezer?

2006-09-28 11:56:26 · 6 answers · asked by Rusty 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

Two friends are talking.

One asks: Do you smoke after making love?

The other replies: ..... I don't know!..... I never looked!

2006-09-28 11:56:25 · 11 answers · asked by brother in Christ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What did you think about this movie?

2006-09-28 11:56:20 · 6 answers · asked by I-Love-the-Skin-Im-In 2 in Singles & Dating

Have to go out!

2006-09-28 11:56:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

SO now the MUSLIM COMMUNITY is mad at the POPE?
the Pope recently upset the Muslim world with some ill-advised comments concerning the religion of Islam. Other things that have recently upset the Muslim community include Dutch cartoons, the sun, Diet Pepsi, artificial turf, the cast of Lost, Newark, ice cubes and pretty much anything else that isn't exclusively Islamic. Except for Tony Danza. They love that guy.
So why are the rest of us tripping over each other to either write, or read about this stupid crap? Let's just put the fingers in ears, and say "LA LA LA", like when we were kids. I am a muslim, and I don't care what the Pope says.

2006-09-28 11:56:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

I met Zachery Ty Bryan, and Aaron Tippin

2006-09-28 11:56:08 · 14 answers · asked by babykatdream099 5 in Celebrities

I'm wearing a strapless A line gown. Also I picked out a tiara and a meduim lenght veil. What would be a good hair style for the big day?

2006-09-28 11:56:02 · 9 answers · asked by MellyK1234 3 in Hair

amazon_com Tribeca Films.htm
It doesn't work for me anymore. Does any1 have it? Can u help me figure it out? Cuz it's not available is it?



the short movie w her, called dysenchanted.*

2006-09-28 11:56:02 · 1 answers · asked by samantha wilson 5 in Celebrities

ok there's this shy guy in my class and I asked him if he would like to be my friend and he said yes but how do I ask him to the movies by a note

2006-09-28 11:56:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

That movie about the two tigers that were brothers. Thats all i know about it! The title was the 2 tigers name.Help!!

2006-09-28 11:56:00 · 16 answers · asked by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 in Movies