All categories - 25 September 2006

2006-09-25 05:21:12 · 4 answers · asked by dkjorejdmi e 1 in Women's Health

Well, I don't know if I've ever exactly envisioned his head spontaneously bursting into flames (until now), but you get the general idea. . .

My boyfriend of four years broke up with me a few months ago. He went about it pretty badly--breaking up via text message, lying, leaving me for a nineteen year old. . .so, as you can imagine, for a while, I was pretty enraged and heartbroken.

Now, I'm not so heartbroken, but I still very nearly hate him, and I want that to go away, because I don't like the feeling of disliking someone so much that I don't care if they live or die. It doesn't make me feel particularly warm and tingly inside, so does anyone have any tips for getting over not the heartbreak, but the hate? I just want to leave it all behind me and be able to be civil to him if I run into him, instead of reaching for the mace in my purse.:)

2006-09-25 05:21:05 · 19 answers · asked by Casey 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

it's weird that someone from the US can ask and answer question with people from a differnt country

2006-09-25 05:21:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-25 05:20:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that ******* fence wasn't electrified."

2006-09-25 05:20:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I will NOT be working out there and will be staying for 6 weeks. Is there any requirement for me to apply for a visa or is it just a matter of arriving there with my passport?

2006-09-25 05:20:55 · 2 answers · asked by sunny_with_showers 2 in Sydney

2006-09-25 05:20:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

2006-09-25 05:20:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Have a desktop PC and a laptop in two seperate rooms both connected to the same wireless internet with a printer/scanner connected to the desktop PC and still print things to it using the laptop aswell. How can I do this?

2006-09-25 05:20:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

after we had our first child, my wife has done a 180 about many of the topics that are important to me. Also, she is rude, disrespectful, and overall a big snot to me. She is constantly demanding things of me without pleases or thanks. I have to beg for affection and respect. Our child is currently 16 months old and I am wondering when would be the best age for him to experience a divorce of his parents. I know there is no good age, I just need something to look forward to at this point.

2006-09-25 05:20:39 · 19 answers · asked by howedoit 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-09-25 05:20:36 · 1 answers · asked by Toby K 1 in Music

Okay I am going to try to put this in a short context. I had been sentenced to one year of probation (in a county I don't live in.) and I went up there for a whole year and paid off all my fines, and done everything I was supposed to. The problem is this. When I got off probation in July (2006) and I was done paying all my fines on the last visit to my probation officer she said that I have a warrant out for my arrest in that county. I have not gotten into any trouble (at all) and I have done everything the courts had told be to. The strangest part of all is this warrant was issued in January and she didn't tell me about it till July. After I paid the probation off. Can someone tell me whats going on???? PS: They said it was for Contempt of Court, but I never had a court date set after that one I went to.

2006-09-25 05:20:35 · 9 answers · asked by Dogg G 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

Should the couch go in first or last?

2006-09-25 05:20:33 · 7 answers · asked by Dawn 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-09-25 05:20:24 · 21 answers · asked by martin48732 1 in Books & Authors

And tell me more than get a bartmitzfa. Be specific people

2006-09-25 05:20:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What are the requirments of becoming a hockey coach? Do you need a degree? What are the certificates you need? where can I get them? Where is the best place to start?

2006-09-25 05:20:19 · 20 answers · asked by ibfa7 2 in Hockey

2006-09-25 05:20:19 · 9 answers · asked by odd girl 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-09-25 05:20:19 · 1 answers · asked by BRUCE H 1 in Other - Health

About the Class? I have tried up to 31...

2006-09-25 05:20:16 · 3 answers · asked by shanika b 1 in Video & Online Games

suggest pay increase for troops and vets
contact sens levin - 202-224-6221 & warner - 202-224-2023

agree that freedom to consent to sex at the age 14 legally in canada, missouri, iowa, and s. carolina is an abomination that must be abolished.

call extremiststerrorists instead of islamic...

investigate and prosecute the communists who say they're jews, but are not... who sodomize, pimp and abort children of israel. reduce aids. allow gay marriage and outlaw promiscuous sodomy.

child molesters should be ,`,`,arked on the face, tethered, castrated and given phrikken labotomies.

condemn and abolish legal minor abuse, prostitution, child abortion, and mandatory idf service in israel. dissolve the federal reserve. return to gold standard.

president bush - 202-456-1111

sen specter - 202-224-4254

sen santorum - 202-224-6324

sen kennedy - 202-224-4543

sen kerry - 202-224-2724

rep ron paul - 202-225-2831

sen lugar - 202-224-4814

sen mccain - 202-224-2235

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2006-09-25 05:20:15 · 8 answers · asked by redreverser 1 in Military

Do you count the weeks from your last period down or do you count the 2 weeks the conception occured with the time you missed your period?

2006-09-25 05:20:11 · 6 answers · asked by Angel 2 in Pregnancy

2006-09-25 05:20:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

Is the fighting and all the other antics real on Jerry Springer or is the show all staged and made up. Because why do they always fight on cue?

2006-09-25 05:20:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-25 05:20:05 · 15 answers · asked by Sand Dragon 1 in Zoology

people always talk about god as if hes not real and as if he has done alot for just letting them live another day. they just dont know that God loves them more then anyone on this earth could ever love them and he want them to get save so the could life the rest of the life in heaven with him and with so of the answers i get on my other question im concern about there souls to

2006-09-25 05:20:01 · 14 answers · asked by Niesha bonds 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-25 05:20:01 · 5 answers · asked by xbeautyx122 1 in Music

Ok so here' s the story. My Ex broke up with me over a year ago because he said i could do better than him since he had to move back home to Jersey. Well I still talk to him and everything but i've decided to move on. I've been dating again and this weekend i went camping with a new guy I've been seeing. My ex called me when i got home and i could just here it in his voice he wasn't happy i was dating anyone, he even got a little nasty about it. Is it wrong for me to feel a little pleased that he is ticked?

2006-09-25 05:19:51 · 13 answers · asked by Beeper 4 in Singles & Dating

Mine just argue about stupid ****. It gets old pretty fast.

2006-09-25 05:19:50 · 10 answers · asked by Stranger in a Strangeland 5 in Mental Health

But the management provides no proof, and the tennant wasn't given a rent reciept, all tennant had was proof that rent was paid, can the tennant be evicted? This is a new manager by the way, my purse was stolen with that months money order reciept because we are supposed to pay at a specific currency exchange, and our management picks them up there, they are charging me late fees from 2004 and the difference of the amount written on the money order, which was eight dollars (8.00) that's right, its not a mistake, i was not working so that was my rental amount and she states I made the money order out for 3.89 but claims management isn't supposed to keep copies, now she says she doesn't know how I am supposed to prove that I paid th right amount, she might have a printout, but if you are good, u can see by writing on a piece of paper how 8.00 can be mistaken for 3.89. these numbers have the same shape, someone could have entered the wrong amount into the computer! That's all they have!

2006-09-25 05:19:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma,'where's Mom and dad?' and she replied, 'they're up in bed ' so the little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma 'where's Mom and dad?' and she replied 'they're still up in bed ' and the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.
Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma 'where's Mom and dad?' and his grandmother replied 'they're still up in bed' and the little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked 'what's wrong? every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here? The little boy replied, 'well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue instead.'

2006-09-25 05:19:48 · 20 answers · asked by YAHOO SUCKS ASS 3 in Singles & Dating