Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that ******* fence wasn't electrified."
2006-09-25 05:20:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How funny is that, hahaha
2006-09-25 05:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bed...........Better:
An elderly man and his wife of 60 years go to the doctors. The doctor looks at both of them. Runs all kinds of tests. Examines them carefully and then direct them to the consultation room.
"Well your test results are all very normal. I have to say for both of you being in your 90's you are in excellant health. I am certainly pleased with how well you are doing."
"But" the elderly man said.
"Well you too have to stop having sex. I mean one of these days you are going to kill each other."
So they couple goes home and decides they need to sleep in separate rooms. Him downstairs and her upstairs. For weeks they stay away from each other while they are sleeping.
Until one night when the man can't handle it anymore and heads for the stairs.
In the darkness he sees his wife coming down the steps. "Martha" he says "What are you doing?"
Martha Says "Henry i was going to ask you the same question."
"Welllllll I was coming upstairs to murder you."
"OH!!!!!!!!" Martha replies "I was coming downstairs to commit suicide."
2006-09-25 13:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still Laughing!
2006-09-25 14:59:50 · answer #3 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woooooo!!!! Bells were ringing, and stars were shining, I'll bet! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Great Joke!
2006-09-25 12:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I kinda don't get the last line
2006-09-26 17:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-25 13:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So nice joke ,i really like that keep it up...my friend
2006-09-25 12:26:10 · answer #7 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS HILARIOUS...GOOD ONE. I'M STILL ROLLING.
2006-09-25 12:42:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-09-25 12:27:19 · answer #9 · answered by chaotique_79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋