All categories - 15 September 2006

2006-09-15 18:42:48 · 6 answers · asked by gravy sauce 4 in Las Vegas

A frog goes into a credit union and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the loans manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the loans manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)




The loans manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."



(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)


Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day.

2006-09-15 18:42:40 · 21 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-15 18:42:39 · 14 answers · asked by FoodLOVER 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-09-15 18:42:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

I haven't a clue what I look like - I'm sure though that there is a country out there where they'd say "yep, this guy is one of ours". I'd love to find out about that. From my own observations, I could be anything from Russian to Hasidic, but is there a website where you can check it out in some way?
Thanks.

2006-09-15 18:42:37 · 5 answers · asked by Tahini Classic 7 in Genealogy

Examples are good.

2006-09-15 18:42:35 · 5 answers · asked by busterp 3 in Movies

well!!1 i kive in city. i hv got crly and dry hairs and wann curb it i idid almost anything i cld do except using chemicals.....
plz help me and tell a homemade or natural therapy................
plz. dont suggest chemical or hot iron for my hairs as i am male and my hairs are short..
plz tell about dryiness also...........................

2006-09-15 18:42:22 · 6 answers · asked by help me!!!!! plz...... 1 in Hair

IS THERE A WAY TO KNOW? LIKE I THINK MY CHEEKS ARE A BIT CHUBBY... AND MY FEATURES AREN'T DEFINED TO MY INCONSPICUOUS LIKING. AM I WRONG? IS THIS MY BONE STRUCTURE? HOW CAN I TELL?

2006-09-15 18:41:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

2006-09-15 18:41:53 · 16 answers · asked by mypfsman 2 in Engineering

he is a guy that i really like and he is always trying to get me to talk to him. also, i tell all my friends that i love them but he didnt know and i told him i loved him and he said he loved me too.

2006-09-15 18:41:44 · 14 answers · asked by Sierra D 1 in Friends

My 2 faves are the T-Mobile commercial where the whole family talks like auctioneers to save minutes. The second one is Comcast commercial with "the Slowskis" talking turtles. Both are funny!
I am sick to death of Geico (bad insurance too, btw) and also the stupid Raisin Bran Nut Crunch commercial. I will not buy that damn cereal because of its stupidity and annoying sounds!
Just for fun, people!

2006-09-15 18:41:41 · 17 answers · asked by Cub6265 6 in Television

Can you tell me about what age range and if you can, one reason why please?

2006-09-15 18:41:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-09-15 18:41:21 · 10 answers · asked by Sylvie 1 in Careers & Employment

with the 21st ranked payroll in baseball manage to never whine constantly about the Yankees payroll, and also not always suck so bad like other teams that don't have the highest payroll.

Well, actually I just mean one other team that doesn't have the absolute highest payroll.

2006-09-15 18:41:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

To prove a point, listen to " Amazing Grace " played on bagpipes. OR Do you think " TAPS " with a bugle is?

2006-09-15 18:41:11 · 14 answers · asked by bopper 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-15 18:41:04 · 2 answers · asked by West 3 in Other - Society & Culture

What should i do? Any exercise that works on hips and arms? my hips and arms are flabby? my shoulders used to be small but now it is broad. How do i make it small again. Please help

2006-09-15 18:41:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Ok, I've been wanting something original! So tell me if this is neat or skanky! Honestly... ok. I saw a girl tonight and she had a cat paw on each breast but sort of in her cleavage. I thought that was SO neat! It wasn't like slutty looking at all (I didn't think so) What do you guys think? Small paws. Not big. I love kitties so I liked it.

2006-09-15 18:41:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

something else??

2006-09-15 18:40:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

A friend of mine messed around with a guy and he ended up popping her cherry and that's all that they did... she told me that he couldn't get his penis inside of her all the way but he did manage to pop her cherry(hymen)...

Is she still considered a virgin? or not?.... please explain cause I'm not sure about the whole situation...

I told her no she wasn't a virgin because she was penetrated but I could be wrong...

2006-09-15 18:40:55 · 31 answers · asked by ~DANiELLE~ 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

Lately I hear every little thing and everything sounds loud to me! It's weird! The littlest sounds are loud to me ears! I cant stand it! I often have to go into my room and sit for a while! I have very sensitive hearing! Am I crazy or is there something I can do to help this!

2006-09-15 18:40:52 · 18 answers · asked by woohooo 4 in Mental Health

2006-09-15 18:40:37 · 12 answers · asked by newyorktocountry 2 in Television

2006-09-15 18:40:33 · 20 answers · asked by Special nobody 5 in Television

2006-09-15 18:40:32 · 0 answers · asked by kevin l 1 in Other - Health

i was on his computer and i found that hes still posting adds on these personal websights ..like .. hotmatchup, myspace. etc. dont i have a reason to feel sick when i read this stuff. i confront him about it and he gets defensive. tells me im not aloud on his computer anymore.. the computer i gave him. its not like we are just dating either . we have lived together for 3 years now. he makes me feel like im being stupid . and out of line for even saying anything to him about it. am i wrong?

2006-09-15 18:40:28 · 12 answers · asked by subliminal_messenger1 1 in Singles & Dating

Ok, enough with the crap of spellings and grammar.
Only if you understand the question please answer, if you don't - don't answer please. (Otherwise others will notice that you want to be a jerk anyhow.)
I was lessening to a MPR program one morning on my way to work, and was a interview with 2 Muslim girls that I thought was very interesting, and there was the question of the reporter to them" what do you think American people think about you when you go to a reunion, for example for the 4th of July and see you with the scarf covering your head and face?"

2006-09-15 18:40:26 · 7 answers · asked by knottaty 1 in Other - News & Events

2006-09-15 18:40:26 · 1 answers · asked by bunny 2 in Other - Food & Drink

Looking for someone who does birth charts even a short one 11-26-69 if anyone wouldn't mind?
e-mail is j_lady26@yahoo.com
Thank You

2006-09-15 18:40:20 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Horoscopes

2006-09-15 18:40:19 · 14 answers · asked by Naty 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Didnt they use a Hiroshioma bomb in Texas? George Bush should venge himself!

2006-09-15 18:40:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military