A frog goes into a credit union and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the loans manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the loans manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
The loans manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day.
2006-09-15 18:42:40 · 21 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaww!! Man, oh, man, I started singing it before the end of the joke! I love it!
Kudos to you. LOL. LOL. 10.
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-16 06:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous!!! That really is extra good. Never heard it before, and I am about to email this joke to a bunch of folks who like to laugh!! Thank you for "a good un" !
2006-09-15 19:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by music 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb!
I bet at this moment
the Yahoo police is removing
your great joke, for it being
a non-question!
Thanks for a great laugh
and sing a long
Hope you get this before
they remove it!
2006-09-15 18:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by vim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You had to dig deep to find that one! Dusty, but still funny after all these years!
2006-09-15 18:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny and ya brought a grin to my face, way to go!!
2006-09-15 18:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by shero67 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am in pain!!! Actually I heard that one before, but without the Rolling Stone part. Thanks for the grin, I think.
2006-09-15 19:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I did grin.
2006-09-15 19:03:51 · answer #7 · answered by The Rent Is 2 D@mn High! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the first time I heard that!
2006-09-15 18:46:41 · answer #8 · answered by Susan L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly, it wasn't THAT funny. but you sounded so happy telling it to me, some of that happiness kinda rubbed off on me.
2006-09-18 07:36:34 · answer #9 · answered by skywarp_38 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughing out loud*
That was funny!!!! I've never heard that and will pass it along
2006-09-16 12:47:49 · answer #10 · answered by my2cents 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋