The Perfect Husband
Several men r in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phne on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- funcn and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $65,000.
MAN: OK, but 4 dat price I wnt it with all the options
WOMAN: Great! Oh, n 1 more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They'r askin $950,000.
MAN Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000
WOMAN: OK. I'll c you later! I luv u! MAN: Bye, I luv u, too
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him.. Then he smiles and asks: ane 1 knws whos phon is this?
2006-09-13
20:30:55
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