The Perfect Husband
Several men r in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phne on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- funcn and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $65,000.
MAN: OK, but 4 dat price I wnt it with all the options
WOMAN: Great! Oh, n 1 more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They'r askin $950,000.
MAN Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000
WOMAN: OK. I'll c you later! I luv u! MAN: Bye, I luv u, too
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him.. Then he smiles and asks: ane 1 knws whos phon is this?
2006-09-13 20:30:55 · 18 answers · asked by Fraueline 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-14 00:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's great. 10/10
2006-09-14 05:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by Sasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give this a 9. I have heard this one before and every time I hear it or read it, it is still funny.
2006-09-14 16:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excllant I love it ya it's really a an excellent one which caught my mind
2006-09-14 04:01:57 · answer #4 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad, if it was in Kenya, the lady would have been a Kikuyu and the man a luo.
2006-09-14 04:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh oh! that is a good lesson in phone etiquette and how to be a wonderful liar while making a good impression
2006-09-14 03:39:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well first off your spelling is horrible, and it took me 3 times to read the punch line cause it was spelled with horrible grammar, but all and all it was a little chuckle...
2006-09-14 03:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by valcor 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i loved it when i received it on jokes from comedy central, try it they send a cool joke everyday.
2006-09-14 03:33:03 · answer #8 · answered by cage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so awesome and funny, i feel sorry for her hubby if he sees what hes wife got them...he'll be shocked...hehehehe..its a good one
2006-09-14 03:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by pisceslady a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my phone
2006-09-14 03:41:00 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋