All categories - 13 September 2006

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had
the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have
the Parthenon," arching his eyebrows. The Italian then replies, "We have the
Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced
mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, and says, "But we built Roman
Empire ." And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks
will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented
sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who
introduced it to women.

2006-09-13 14:01:18 · 10 answers · asked by workingclasshero 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-13 14:01:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I'm sry ok...I knew what I was doing was wrong and still denied him because of my pride. now i understand that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true lord and created the world and all around it. Can i still recieve my beer volcano and stripper although I denied him for so long? Plz...I feel soooooo guilty after reading the Gospel of his noodly appendage. It explained everything...Does he forgive me?

2006-09-13 14:01:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i got a jvc stero and i dont know how 2 install it?

2006-09-13 14:01:02 · 5 answers · asked by mitsurider505 2 in Other - Electronics

Tonight I just heard that nuclear stuff was smuggled into the USA from Mexico by one or more of the Al Quaida terrorists and that the FBI were hard on looking for them. Why has this not been on the news? My husband says he heard it on the Michael Savage show. Instead of the media advertising just how insure Canada and USA are (borders, ports, transportations and so on) not just to the North American people but do they not realise that the damn terrorists are listening and watching the news too? I am so furious because something like this is what should be on the news and letting the people know that maybe we should as citizens start taking precautions. If our malls or ports or highways and so on are not yet safe from attacks maybe they should take care of it and feed our ears with news that should be mentioned. Any input?

2006-09-13 14:01:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

my *** of a sisters is being more hyper then me shes in her underwear and she in her bra screaming lucus won (the dude from rockstar novia)

2006-09-13 14:01:00 · 7 answers · asked by guess what? 3 in Current Events

Which is sexier: Low-cut, tight fitting jeans or a knee length skirt? Let's say at a party or club? I know knee length is too long but humor me...it's all I've got.

2006-09-13 14:00:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Ok so here it is.....you and your partner just get done having sex (making love) what do you do next? Lay there an hold each other........or watch TV..............or go to the bathroom??..............so what do you do?????
I am just curious to see what people do because so women tell me that I am crazy because I have to go to the bathroom right away.....

2006-09-13 14:00:56 · 17 answers · asked by thats me 4 in Singles & Dating

Ok, this may sound nasty,
Like this, i have found a dog which eyes were completely rippen off. The poor thing didnt had eyes. Someone pulled'em off. Now i have used my one hand to catch the dog and put it in a carton box. Lets make a probable suggestion that the dog was some kind of ill. Can something be transported to me? I didnt touched its eyes, only the abdomen part?

Thanks.

2006-09-13 14:00:54 · 5 answers · asked by jankulovski_darko 2 in Dogs

A while back I saw a pickup that, I kid you not, had Ferrari printed on the tailgait. Did the I-ti auto legend really make a pickup for the American market or was this simply a joke played by the owner? It kinda loooked like a late-90s Ranger.

2006-09-13 14:00:50 · 7 answers · asked by Mike R 5 in Other - Car Makes

So like..I'm taking Spanish II and I don't know what I'm doing. Haha. Anyways, I was wondering if someone could make sure I translated these correctly.

I like my stuffed cat because my mom bought it for me.
I like this sand because it's from Myrtle Beach.
I like my sketch pad because I like to draw.

Easy, I know, but I'm lazy since I didn't practice over the summer. Please help! Thanks!

2006-09-13 14:00:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

It's about freakin time this is awesome!

2006-09-13 14:00:33 · 9 answers · asked by Mike 2 in Movies

2006-09-13 14:00:25 · 3 answers · asked by fishylips99 1 in Fashion & Accessories

This is an mandarin. Can someone please translate this to english? I really wanna know what it means.

Beifang you jiaren, jueshi er duli.
Yi gu qing ren cheng, zai gu qing ren guo.
Ning bu zhi qing cheng yo qing guo.
Jiaren nan zai de

2006-09-13 14:00:25 · 2 answers · asked by =] 1 in Languages

At first, I was angry at people who committed suicide such as Kurt Cobain and that lead singer for INXS. I have to separate that type of thinking and just appreciate what their contributions have been to the music world.

2006-09-13 14:00:15 · 9 answers · asked by TML ♥'er 3 in Music

2006-09-13 14:00:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

Im looking for opinions here...im still pretty new. i really like spirited away. i watched howls moving castle and i thought it was really good. theyre pretty tame. i like the hard core gory stuff too. anime is just real expensive. its not the kind of trial and error thing u can do with regular rentals. im not gonna buy an anime less it gets recommended by a majority and ppl say its worth buying. really i mean unless u have a store nearby that rents only anime, how else would you ever see them? u can download of em and preview first so thats what im lookin for now. some good recommendations, so im not gonna look back after an hour and say it was wasted...samurai 7 was awesome, and ive heard good stuff about naruto. full metal alchemist is good too. anybody know some others?

2006-09-13 14:00:12 · 22 answers · asked by af4sguy 3 in Comics & Animation

when this was said what did it mean

2006-09-13 14:00:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-13 13:59:57 · 14 answers · asked by LaBrat 3 in Polls & Surveys

My kitten is about 4 months or so, but she is still roughly the size that I got her at 2 months, all the other kittens that I have had before grew much faster, they were at least doulbe their initial length(from nose to hanches, by the time they were 4-5months. She isn't any particular breed, just a black and white, longhair, she eats and drinks properly, but she is still so small!

2006-09-13 13:59:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

2006-09-13 13:59:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-09-13 13:59:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2006-09-13 13:59:49 · 3 answers · asked by Thomas B 1 in Investing

help me i need a synonym and an antonym of landform!!!

2006-09-13 13:59:40 · 3 answers · asked by beatrix 1 in Homework Help

2006-09-13 13:59:40 · 11 answers · asked by jman 1 in Men's Health

Okay, so I am using pore strips for the first time to remove the blackheads on my nose. What kind of pain usually comes when it is time to remove the strips? It would be good if you could relate it to another kind of common pain.

2006-09-13 13:59:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

I think about chopping off my penis. I imagine every aspect of it and sometimes I pretend I'm doing it.

2006-09-13 13:59:36 · 20 answers · asked by girl with a gun 2 in Mental Health

There is this girl at school who has always had it in for me. My mom got remarried last year & my last name changed from a German sounding one to an Irish sounding one. Ok, so when they called my name in class this girl says "what happened to your Jew name?" & everyone laughed.

Then, I wore a cross my mom gave me as a present & she tugged on it & said "why are you wearing that, you don't look like a Chrisitian, you look like a ugly Jew"


She is really giving me this complex that I "look Jewish" and that means "look ugly" and that everyone can tell. Not that there is anything wrong w/ being Jewish if you are, but I feel like if I wear my cross people are going to think I am not really Christian. Does this make sense?

2006-09-13 13:59:36 · 27 answers · asked by kat m 1 in Religion & Spirituality