I'm sry ok...I knew what I was doing was wrong and still denied him because of my pride. now i understand that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true lord and created the world and all around it. Can i still recieve my beer volcano and stripper although I denied him for so long? Plz...I feel soooooo guilty after reading the Gospel of his noodly appendage. It explained everything...Does he forgive me?
2006-09-13 14:01:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hehe, OK jelly bean...I hope God didn't get angry at Satan for calling him 'poo poo face' and cut off his supply of lemons though. We might have to just have sugared water. :( ...satans writing the apology note now but the last one god threw down and started whining about 'NO1 respects me!' and 'It's TOO LATE FOR THAT!'
2006-09-13 14:19:11 · update #1
Hahaha I'll see ya in hell for that lemonade you promised
2006-09-13 14:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The FSM is a benevolent deity. Of course you'll get access to the beer volcano and stripper factories, just don't forget to wear your pirate regalia. R'AMEN!
2006-09-13 21:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by lymezilla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a spiritual warfare for your soul, Angels are fighting to save you from hell, and dark Angels from hell are fighting for you soul, you are so important to God that he has sent the spirits to fight for you, and you KNOW you feel it, On one side they are trying to get you to be nice, but on the other side, the dark Angels are trying to get you to be mean, and because the flesh is weak, and your not trying, the Angels of darkness are winning..Look at what you wrote, that was mean, and silly, you are making fun of what you don`t know anything about, even if one be brought back alive, you would not believe.. God have mercy on your soul.
2006-09-13 21:11:47 · answer #3 · answered by theladylooking 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you can play games if you like but, know this, you have been given the truth. It's up to you to choose, choosing not to believe won't help you. God judges hearts. One day you'll meet your maker and on that day it'll be too late.
You are worth a Son to God.
2006-09-13 21:08:07 · answer #4 · answered by thomasnotdoubting 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
if you want to believe in god, come to Islam, try reading Quran
2006-09-13 21:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Cat Stevens 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, he doesn't. That's why he allows such gastronomic abominations such as the Olive Garden to exist.
2006-09-13 21:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey dude! Whatever floats your boat!
2006-09-13 21:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♪♫♪justpassingby♪♫♪ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You my friend are in deep trouble. Keep smoking dope and soon you'll be in jail, then you may question the way and place that you have put God.
2006-09-13 21:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by swami242 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Wooww... are you some kind of priest of this FSM? you are always asking this kind of questions??
2006-09-13 21:16:59 · answer #9 · answered by fireangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Keep smoking whatever you currently smoke ;-)
2006-09-13 22:08:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋