Allllrrrighty then. Here's the topic.....
"Top ten ways you know you are watching a low budget Pirate movie".
I'll come up with the first 5, then you are on your own.
1. The prop department couldnt find a hook, so the lead Pirate was renamed "Captain Fork".
2. The Pirate ship is named the "S.S. Minnow" and one of the pirates is called "Mr. Howe".
3. The main sail has the words "This space for rent" printed on it.
4. Instead of a skull and crossbones, the pirate flag bears an image of Dick Cheney with the motto "Make the first shot count" under it.
5. The pirates are so old that they sing "Yo,ho,ho, and a bottle of Tums"
2006-09-12
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