Allllrrrighty then. Here's the topic.....
"Top ten ways you know you are watching a low budget Pirate movie".
I'll come up with the first 5, then you are on your own.
1. The prop department couldnt find a hook, so the lead Pirate was renamed "Captain Fork".
2. The Pirate ship is named the "S.S. Minnow" and one of the pirates is called "Mr. Howe".
3. The main sail has the words "This space for rent" printed on it.
4. Instead of a skull and crossbones, the pirate flag bears an image of Dick Cheney with the motto "Make the first shot count" under it.
5. The pirates are so old that they sing "Yo,ho,ho, and a bottle of Tums"
2006-09-12 23:12:18 · 4 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The pirates eye patch is actually nicoderm.
2006-09-12 23:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by pasoftballmom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6. The "maiden" in distress is a 65 year old widower named "Ethel".
7. In the scenes when the ship is at sea, you can see people on the edge of the screen pulling cardboard cutouts of water back and forth.
8. The piles of gold coins in the treasure chest all have pictures of Abraham Lincoln on them.
9. When the hero has to walk the plank, they prod him along with branches.
Finally...
10. In the climactic battle between the hero and the evil pirate captain, you can clearly see the actor's hand when the fork is cut away from his arm.
2006-09-12 23:49:41 · answer #2 · answered by Retro Deviant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6. The Captains eye patch keeps changing sides.
7. The little kid is actually a midget and the rest of the crew are all homeless people.
8. The treasure chest is filled with coupons.
9. The British Captian is wearing a wristwatch
10. Treasure Island has the sound of traffic in the distance!
2006-09-12 23:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by Moses 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They find Davy Jones locker and it's actually a locker.
Yours are very funny, but it's 5am here so you'll have to excuse mine :)~
2006-09-12 23:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by she_she_kay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋