a little girl runs out to the garage where her father is working on his car, and asks him, 'daddy ,what’s sex?' so her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. he tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs. he tells her about puberty, menstruation, wet dreams, erections. he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. he describes masturbation, anal and oral sex, group sex, bondage and discipline, homosexuality, sex toys....you name it. the girl is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge ,and her father finally asks, 'so, why did you want to know about sex?'
'oh, mommy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs...'
2006-09-08
16:56:15
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