a little girl runs out to the garage where her father is working on his car, and asks him, 'daddy ,what’s sex?' so her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. he tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs. he tells her about puberty, menstruation, wet dreams, erections. he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. he describes masturbation, anal and oral sex, group sex, bondage and discipline, homosexuality, sex toys....you name it. the girl is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge ,and her father finally asks, 'so, why did you want to know about sex?'
'oh, mommy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs...'
2006-09-08 16:56:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have another story like that one.....
A lady was watching her grandson and he was outside playing,
he comes in the house and says, "gramma, whats that called when two people sleep on top of eachother?" Surprised that he was asking this, she thought, well might as well tell them. So she proceeded to tell her grandson everything about sex. Looking confused he got up and ran back outside to play. Then moments later ran back inside, and says, "gramma, you're wrong, it's called BUNK BEDS! And Tommy's mom wants to talk to you!!"
2006-09-08 17:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by villazar701 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That dad feller is in a heap of trouble "can't stop laughing"
was gonna get out of the nervous hospital tomorrow , now they's gonna keep me another 10 years um hmm !
2006-09-09 00:59:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
got 2 tell u i love it give it a 10
2006-09-09 00:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-09-08 23:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny and I have not heard it before. That father is in SO much trouble.
2006-09-08 23:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
After the wife find out what he did, he won't be screwed. For a long time he won't be screwed.
2006-09-09 00:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
not 2 be mean but she might grow up 2 have problems. bad mistake
2006-09-09 00:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by guardundertaker2002 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It took less couple of secs to tell all that?!!! then that dad doesn't do much, or very little.
poor child.
No he is not screwed up, he is just a regally. talk first, listen later.
good joke, that is funny. thanks for the good joke.
2006-09-09 00:33:03 · answer #8 · answered by Sierra Leone 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol that was weird... and funny.... but still weird... lol u made me laugh 4 like 5 mins! congrats...
and that daddy is screwed...
2006-09-09 00:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-09-08 23:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by cdl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋