one cold and bleak morning, a man is driving through the country, suddenly, from out of nowhere, a massive bald man steps on the road. he’s seven foot tall, and his muscles ripple in every inch of his body. at the roadside there also stands a young woman.
she is absolutely beautiful-slim, shapely, fair complexion, golden hair...heart stopping. the driver stops and stares, and his attention is only distracted from the lovely girl when the monster opens the car door and drags him from his seat with a fist resembling a raw ham
'right,’ he shouts, ‘masturbate!'
'but...' stammers the driver
do it now or I’ll kill yer!'
so the driver turns his back, drops his trousers and jerks off. thinking of the girl on the roadside, this doesn’t take him long. 'right,’ snarls Mr. tough. 'do it again!'
so the driver does it again
'right buddy, do it again,’ demands Mr. tough
this goes on for nearly two hours. the hapless driver is in agony, and has collapsed in a sweating, jibbering heap on the round
'do it again,’ says Mr. Tough
‘I cant-you’ll just have to kill me,’ whimpered the man
Mr. tough looks down at the pathetic soul slumped on the roadside
‘okay, now you can drive my daughter to the next town.’
2006-09-08 17:30:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
the story of the "son" (or sun) dying on the cross is derived from ancient astral theology: the symbol for the zodiac is a circle on a cross (the circle represents the sun, the cross represents the four seasons). on the 22nd of december, the winter solstice occurs- this is the day the sun is out for the least amount of time (the sumerians considered it "dead") it rises on the same longitude for 2 days, and on the third day, it resumes it's cycle (or is born/re-born, after 3 days). 3 days after dec 22, of course is the day that jesus was supposedly born (christmas).
hence, the story of jesus being born on the 25th, and the story about jesus dying on the cross and being resurrected after three days.
sources: the research of jordan maxwell, michael tsarion, david icke, zecharia sitchin (and many others); the bible; numerous sumerian, phoenician, hebrew, tibetan, mayan, aztec, and just about any other ancient society's texts.
2006-09-08 17:30:50 · 11 answers · asked by list 3 in Religion & Spirituality
how do i get a free car history report i know about carfax but if you go to it you have to pay to see whats wrong with the car so is there a site to get a free report
2006-09-08 17:30:43 · 5 answers · asked by Tyler 1 in Buying & Selling
My yahoo is PaperPrincessxx
I'm not desperate for friends, like most of the lifeless losers that are only on here to make fun of people, so they can feel better about them selves, on here think. I personally think emo boy's are cute. Just want to talk to them, so don't think I'm going to come on to you.
Anyone who reads this can add me, if they want. Not just the emo people.
2006-09-08 17:30:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends
My grandmother has just passed and my father is no where to be found who would be her next of kin
2006-09-08 17:30:28 · 16 answers · asked by dp_6261 1 in Genealogy
2006-09-08 17:30:24 · 10 answers · asked by prettyqbee07 1 in Philosophy
Mine are:
1. Maria Falconetti - Joan of Arc (The Passion of Joan of Arc)
2. Marlon Brando - Vito Corleone (The Godfather)
3. Marlon Brando - Paul (Last Tango in Paris)
4. Robert DeNiro - Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver)
5. James Stewart - John "Scottie" Ferguson (Vertigo)
6. Marlon Brando - Terry Malloy (On the Waterfront)
7. Robert DeNiro - Jake La Motta (Raging Bull)
8. Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove/Merkin Muffley/Lionel Mandrake (Dr. Strangelove)
9. Victor Sjostrom - Professor Isak Borg (Wild Strawberries)
10. (Tie): Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs), and Robert DeNiro - Rupert Pupkin (The King of Comedy)
2006-09-08 17:30:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
2006-09-08 17:30:17 · 40 answers · asked by anna c 2 in Skin & Body
Does anyone know of any maya blue screen tutorials? I'v search the web up and down but cant find any, thank u if u do.
2006-09-08 17:29:51 · 1 answers · asked by Jonathan B 1 in Software
would if i popped out your screen lmao
2006-09-08 17:29:39 · 11 answers · asked by ~$#xyMammA~ 1 in Jokes & Riddles
When I straighten my leg for like tendus for example. My leg looks straight and pretty but I'm afraid that I'm locking my knees which I hear is bad. I'm not sure if it is bad because my legs look like all the other ballerinas which seems good. And what is locked knees exactly. what does it feel like so I can tell if I am. A lot of questions I know but I'm serious about ballet so I'd definetly like to know if I'm doing it right. Btw if it matters at all I'm 14 and just started ballet lol I know OLD!
<3 Ana
2006-09-08 17:29:38 · 7 answers · asked by AnaDP 2 in Dancing
I....am really unhappy with how my life is going right now. Ill start with a few things
My personality. I hate it. Right now, I am irritable, moody, mean, just all of the above. There is nothing there to make me happy. I talk to my family kinda mean most of the time, like in a snotty or mean tone. I really dont like it. And, when I am around other people, like at work, I am too quiet and reserved. I mean, I dont fool around at work also. The pizza baker will do little horseplay with me, just little things. But I dont retaliate. I feel so boring and lackluster. I just dont wanna get into trouble or be caught on camera. The waitress I like is also a girl that has fun at that place. I think I take things too seriously or something.
I think its rough because I had a girlfriend and was really happy. I was totally exited all the time. Idk. I just feel drained.
If someone would give me some inspiration and a few good words..id appreciate it. thank you.
2006-09-08 17:29:33 · 10 answers · asked by awall71688 1 in Other - Family & Relationships
2006-09-08 17:29:29 · 15 answers · asked by GodBlessAmerica 1 in Politics
Im off to the shops on Sunday to buy an anti virus package ( i currently have Norton but the free trial runs out soon ). Can anybody recommend the best package. Thanks in advance.
2006-09-08 17:29:22 · 27 answers · asked by emergency_hammer 2 in Security
Well, there's this guy in my physics class, and i'm pretty sure he's gay, but i havent proven it yet, how can i prove that he is? and second, if he his, how should i start talking to him, because we stare at each other when the other one isn't looking, and when he stares at me he stares with a smile.
2006-09-08 17:29:04 · 4 answers · asked by sadfjlhasldf 1 in Singles & Dating
2006-09-08 17:29:00 · 13 answers · asked by jeffreyfurgerson 1 in Movies
2006-09-08 17:28:57 · 41 answers · asked by el 4 in Mythology & Folklore
Why some celebrities are always called gay? Where is the connection? Why can't they just be judge on their character instead of their sexual orientation? At the end of the day, I would rather be a rich gay dude than a homeless straight dude. Do u agree? If u don't agree, why is the big deal about people sexual preference unless u were interested in them sexually because knowing or not knowing will be not benefit you in any way.
2006-09-08 17:28:53 · 6 answers · asked by teryl2930308 1 in Other - Society & Culture
Does anyone have a good personal recommendation for a good psychologist/phychiastrist/therapist in the Illinois Western Suburbs? Lombard, Villa Park, Elmhurst, Oakbrook, Oakbrook Terrace, Hinsdale??
I lost my grandmother and father this year and I think I am having depression and/or panic attacks.
Any good personal recommendations would be appreciated. Thank you.
2006-09-08 17:28:29 · 2 answers · asked by serenitynow 3 in Mental Health
Why don't we offer citizenship to illegal's if they join are armed forces, and recruit our state pennitentaries? I'd rather have them fight, then some teenager coming straight out of high school.
2006-09-08 17:28:22 · 15 answers · asked by unbeatablec 2 in Military
2006-09-08 17:28:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-09-08 17:28:13 · 20 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Women's Health
2006-09-08 17:28:12 · 1 answers · asked by salman0907@sbcglobal.net 2 in Other - Entertainment
A man is standing on the side of a lake with a chicken, a fox and a bag of feed. He has a boat that will only hold him and one other item. He must get all the chicken, fox and feed all safely to the other side. However, He cant leave the chicken and fox alone together because the fox will eat the chicken. He cant leave the chicken alone with the feed because the chicken will eat the feed. How does he do it??
2006-09-08 17:28:01 · 17 answers · asked by Beth 3 in Jokes & Riddles
O.J., Michael Jordan, Kennedy (old time), 9/11, ???, or none?
2006-09-08 17:27:59 · 13 answers · asked by busterp 3 in Magazines
Please tell me the site.
2006-09-08 17:27:58 · 2 answers · asked by Streak 2 in Video & Online Games
did it go on evenly, look orange? what?
2006-09-08 17:27:49 · 11 answers · asked by dazed_and_confused 2 in Skin & Body
he migrated to u.s thats why im so lonely that time.when we were still together,he is so strict and he has inferiority complex thats why he always got jealous when guys are looking at me,to the point that i almost felt im his prisoner but because i love him and i dont want to lose him its ok.when he left,i cried so much,i feel alone,i miss him so much until i met this man who is totally different from him and ive fallen inlove with him unexpectedly.i got pregnant and i chosen him over my first bf..but 2 years later our relationship doesnt work out and we separated.now i miss my first bf not bcoz i messed up with father of my kid but because i realized i was so stupid ignoring him.and i know he is the one truly loved me.now i want to get him back but i dont know how.we still have communication until now,he is still there in us but i think hes not so much fine,totally over me and i dont know if he still likes me...help me pls..im confused...
2006-09-08 17:27:49 · 8 answers · asked by angel 1 in Singles & Dating
2006-09-08 17:27:48 · 7 answers · asked by jrroberts12001 1 in Men's Health
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