one cold and bleak morning, a man is driving through the country, suddenly, from out of nowhere, a massive bald man steps on the road. he’s seven foot tall, and his muscles ripple in every inch of his body. at the roadside there also stands a young woman.
she is absolutely beautiful-slim, shapely, fair complexion, golden hair...heart stopping. the driver stops and stares, and his attention is only distracted from the lovely girl when the monster opens the car door and drags him from his seat with a fist resembling a raw ham
'right,’ he shouts, ‘masturbate!'
'but...' stammers the driver
do it now or I’ll kill yer!'
so the driver turns his back, drops his trousers and jerks off. thinking of the girl on the roadside, this doesn’t take him long. 'right,’ snarls Mr. tough. 'do it again!'
so the driver does it again
'right buddy, do it again,’ demands Mr. tough
this goes on for nearly two hours. the hapless driver is in agony, and has collapsed in a sweating, jibbering heap on the round
'do it again,’ says Mr. Tough
‘I cant-you’ll just have to kill me,’ whimpered the man
Mr. tough looks down at the pathetic soul slumped on the roadside
‘okay, now you can drive my daughter to the next town.’
2006-09-08 17:30:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOT TO TELL U I LOVE YOUR JOKES SO MUCH ILL GIVE U A 100 OUT OF 1-10 FOR EVERY ONE I READ FROM NOW ON
2006-09-08 17:43:06 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've read it. worth reading ^_^
i think the father is very clever but mean
cheers to you
2006-09-09 03:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I reallly like your joke!!! keep on posting...
2006-09-09 00:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was cool really.
2006-09-09 12:28:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is worth to read this, a good joke.........hahahahaha.....
2006-09-09 01:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE this one!
2006-09-09 00:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2006-09-09 00:39:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-09-09 00:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by wil_t52 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
omg who would want to read something like that.... its so long?
2006-09-09 00:33:13 · answer #9 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was really long, and it wasn't even worth it. blah
2006-09-09 01:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋