A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they
walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer
walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There
would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the
road.
As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch
hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you
going, Father?"
The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.
"I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck
driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw
a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to
hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in
the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew
he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of
where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors.
2006-09-06
19:54:36
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