A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they
walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer
walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There
would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the
road.
As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch
hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you
going, Father?"
The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.
"I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck
driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw
a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to
hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in
the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew
he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of
where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors.
2006-09-06 19:54:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When he
didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm
sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."
The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."
oops.....lol....hey it's just a joke... ;-)
2006-09-06 19:54:59 · update #1
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2006-09-06 20:01:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The reason people hate lawyers, is because alot of the time lawyers don't represent their clients right and their clients wind up in jail. Or lawyers get people's kids taken away for no good reason. Also the lawyers, sometimes don't do their job right and innocent people get sent up the river. Also because alot of lawyers are corrupt. Also sometimes lawyers don't show up to defend their clients.
2006-09-07 03:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by midnightwolf99_2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
Q)Do you know why lawyers never get shark bit?
A) Professional courtesy.
Q) Do you know what you have if you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand on the beach?
A) Not enough sand.
2006-09-07 03:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it was a lawyer who got that idiot burned by the coffee all that money in the settlement.
2006-09-07 03:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by mikelovescoffee 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was very funny, got any more.
2006-09-07 03:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by tati 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... we dont hate them... in fact... we love making fun of them! hehe
2006-09-07 03:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^-^
i'm just answering to get the points, lol.
2006-09-07 03:32:05 · answer #7 · answered by shermaine15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny...............
now where's my points?
jk
2006-09-07 03:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by short_leah5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we lawyers are not that bad :(
2006-09-07 14:42:19 · answer #9 · answered by Viplav 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and a very good oneLOL!
2006-09-09 00:01:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋