All categories - 3 September 2006

I was separated from my husband and I have a boyriend in Canada. He wants to sponsor me as his common law wife but the problem is we don't have a divorce here in my country where my husband and I got married. What do you think the possible things that me and my boyfriend can do regarding this problem?

2006-09-03 17:49:53 · 3 answers · asked by pretty me 1 in Embassies & Consulates

2006-09-03 17:49:50 · 10 answers · asked by Kevin T 1 in Taiwan

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He find his way to a barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,

"Hey bartender, you wanna hear the best dumb blonde joke ever?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things . . .

"One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

"Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

"Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

"Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

"Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude!

"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"

2006-09-03 17:49:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-03 17:49:35 · 4 answers · asked by xxiangel 2 in Other - Health

2006-09-03 17:49:20 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why are so many of you avatars wearing winter hats already???Especially steveb...something tells me he hates winter.

2006-09-03 17:49:10 · 4 answers · asked by gone2soon 3 in Other - Beauty & Style

i just hear that i wanna know because i want a guy and we are the same month of oup birthday. mine is march1 while him is march 5

2006-09-03 17:49:08 · 13 answers · asked by ria b 1 in Friends

After 10 years of study of human nature, I have found in almost 90 % of cases that a person of good nature (i.e. his/her good behaviour with other persons) is more likey to loose his/her character.

2006-09-03 17:49:06 · 13 answers · asked by Deve 2 in Gender Studies

I LOVE INUYASHA!!! ITS AWESOME!!!!

2006-09-03 17:49:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-09-03 17:49:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-03 17:48:42 · 3 answers · asked by Niranjan 3 in Movies

OK, I met a guy on line 6 months ago. He asked for my photos and has got them, but he asked me not to ask for his. We started having sex talk about a month ago, and he started it first. He asked me detailed questions about those guys who tried to have sex with me. When I tried to ask him about his sexual experiences, he told me he didn't want to answer. He told me he's very experienced, but I kind of doubt it. I asked what he was afraid of, he simply said, "much afraid..." He just said that!!! Now he knows how I look and stays in touch with me, so I guess he doesn't find me TOO ugly to not write me. But I don't know what he's afraid of, rejection or what? He told me more than once that he'd prefer me to IMAGINE how he looks rather than giving me his photos OR telling me how he looks. I really don't understand this guy, could you please tell me what you think he's afraid of. Your input is greatly appreciate. Thanks a lot. p.s. I'm a straight woman, and he's a straight guy.

2006-09-03 17:48:32 · 11 answers · asked by CRT 3 in Psychology

How about a good logic problem?

(thanks)

2006-09-03 17:48:29 · 9 answers · asked by Dune 2 in Mathematics

Im 15 and decided to cut out icecream, candy, cookies, soda, and any junky kinda foods but i also only eat two times a day now, around 12 and around 5 im also out alot running around for about 1 hr or 2 i have started eating veggies like broccoli, carrots, lettuce, and fruits but once in a while i do feel kinda dieasy im not sure if its from changing my eating habits though. example this morning i ate a piece of sweet bread and my stomach started hurting so my question is am i doing the right thing or do u guys hav any other ideas?

2006-09-03 17:48:26 · 8 answers · asked by basketgirlteen13 2 in Diet & Fitness

2006-09-03 17:48:26 · 8 answers · asked by Kyle B 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-09-03 17:48:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

Maybe monetary awards to LEGAL citizens for reporting ILLEGAL invaders will help resolve the 12,000,000 illegal problem and relieve the heavy strain and burden on the taxpayers of our country..

2006-09-03 17:48:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

Does anyone know how to get a hold of this kind of person?

We are having a health fair and want their services.

Thanks

2006-09-03 17:48:17 · 1 answers · asked by redford 2 in Diet & Fitness

I made friends with my next door neighbor in apt (D) for about a year now.She is a very nice person.My other neighbor just had a baby apt(B).This guy was telling me it's messed up how this married man had a baby with the girl in apt(B).How he's cheating on his wife.I found out today that the wife is my friend apt(D).She knows he had an affair and they broke up and got back together.She doesn't know it's apt(B)and doesn't know about the baby.Should I tell her?Should I just stay in the middle apt(C).Or just(C)my way out of it.It's hard to look at her and smile when I know the truth.

2006-09-03 17:48:16 · 5 answers · asked by redanimalmuppet 3 in Friends

I went out with a girl on the weekends. We did not go out on dates, I suggested it would be fun to hang out; we were both bored on the weekends--all my friends are married and can't hang out. I enjoyed her company; I was the guy I figured I should still pay--she also enjoyed herself, she told me she had fun. She let me pay the first time but the second time she begged to pay, so she paid. I felt like she paid more on the second time than I paid on the first time. In response I baught her a ten dollar book to pay the difference. Everything is fine, but the day after a party we went to, not together and I really didn't talk her that night, she said that "we were only friends." I felt insulted because I do not find her attractive and I didn't want anything more than friends. I wasn't mean in my response I just told her that if she were reacting to the book I baught her, I only baught it to be nice. Now she won't talk to me, I'm bored on the weekends again. How can I make it up?

2006-09-03 17:48:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

Is milk chocolate good for you like dark chocolate is? Why is it good for you? Which do you prefer?

2006-09-03 17:48:06 · 24 answers · asked by Sonya 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know the bible does discuss alcohol a bit, but how do modern day Christians feel about alcohol?

2006-09-03 17:48:00 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

hardwood or carpet? why?

2006-09-03 17:47:57 · 31 answers · asked by why do i? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have been told just cause she is a pitt bull she is ugly but I think she is beautiful !!!!!! You can see more or her pic on my 360 page. Be honest and dont judge her just cause of her breed...she is the sweetest dog ever!!!!

2006-09-03 17:47:56 · 36 answers · asked by na nah 3 in Dogs

With all the free agents signing during the summer, which team have change for the best and should impress everyone?

2006-09-03 17:47:52 · 19 answers · asked by AbsoluteMart! 4 in Hockey

in engineer.for each of the followin words, write g or j tell how the letter g is pronounced.
green
signal
sagged
strange
magic
gone
grape
change
gesture
visage
imagined
again

2006-09-03 17:47:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2006-09-03 17:47:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 17:47:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-03 17:47:37 · 12 answers · asked by ayjay 1 in Basketball