A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He find his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
"Hey bartender, you wanna hear the best dumb blonde joke ever?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things . . .
"One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
"Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
"Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
"Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
"Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude!
"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
2006-09-03 17:49:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha x] x]
2006-09-03 18:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by elisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny....
I got one for you....
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There were three midgets and they were walking along when they came across a genius book of world records museum.
The 1st midget wondered...
"You know what, I've got small hands. I wonder if I've got the smallest hands in the world?"
He went in and came out a second later jumping with joy and said. "Wow, I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
The 2nd midget thought...
"You know what, I've got some pretty small feet. I wonder if I've got the smallest feet in the world?"
He went in and came out a second later with a smile on his face and said. "Wow, I've got the smallest feet in the world!"
The 3rd midget was curious. He said, "You know what, I wonder if I've got the smallest dick in the world?"
He went in and came out a few minutes later looking a bit upset. He asked, "Who the hell is Russian T!"
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Ha... Sorry if i offended you... I'm jp
but yeah you can use it... just change the name so its the same as whoever you are telling it to ;)
ha...
have fun
2006-09-04 00:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by Beans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the 2 points... I really apperiate it while you had to lose that 5 points because of this horrible joke!
2006-09-04 00:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by Brittany 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny
2006-09-04 00:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by XxLabelxFreexX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems to me he wasn't really blind if he could
see the light
2006-09-04 00:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by Queen A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, yes. i was just wondering why people always considers blondes dumb.
2006-09-04 10:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by Samarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny. dont blind people have helpers that walk around with them though?
2006-09-04 00:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by tangerine321 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now for the six time
2006-09-04 00:54:08 · answer #8 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha good one.
2006-09-04 01:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by Iknowthisone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol best blonde joke yet...
2006-09-04 01:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by bronxfinest_gurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's just funny! LOL.
2006-09-04 06:49:55 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋