All categories - 31 August 2006

2006-08-31 05:04:12 · 7 answers · asked by Pretty Brown Eyes 4 in Polls & Surveys

Hal & Marge go to the county fair every year, and every year hal wants to go up in the plane ride they offer, and every year marges says "no, cuz it costs 50 bucks and 50 bucks is 50 bucks. Finally as the yrs go by Hal tells marge, "you know im 81 yrs old and i wont be around much longer, all i want is to go up in that plane just once." marge again repeats, "no, cuz it cost 50 bucks and 50 bucks is 50 bucks. The pilot overhears this and offers to take them up for free as long as he doesnt hear one peep out of them. Marge quickly agrees to this free ride. The pilot takes them up and precedes to do every loop, circle upside down thing he can to make them scream to earn his 50 bucks. He cant believe it when he hears not a single word. When he lands the plane and looks back he sees only Hal, who then tells him Marge fell out after the first loop. The pilot screams at him as to why he never said anything, and hal replied. "cuz 50 bucks is 50 bucks.

2006-08-31 05:04:12 · 5 answers · asked by humorme! 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A biker and a thug. (no ppl, there's no thug-biker or biker-thug.) The thug is stuck in the "hood", and biker ran outta Ga$. Needer of 'em is inna good mood.

2006-08-31 05:04:08 · 1 answers · asked by frith25 4 in Other - Society & Culture

precise answers,websites needed

2006-08-31 05:04:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

2006-08-31 05:03:59 · 13 answers · asked by sandy 1 in Singles & Dating

I need a website to pick a short hair style from. Please help me i am tired of my long hair, i am cutting my hair really short for the first time. I would like you to have a nice style! help

2006-08-31 05:03:56 · 10 answers · asked by Lady-bug 2 in Hair

2006-08-31 05:03:44 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

also the myth that everyone in this country is illegal? The myth that American citizens are persecuting illegals....they're ILLEGAL. Logic train......ding....ding....ding

2006-08-31 05:03:42 · 19 answers · asked by hittykkiod 1 in Immigration

Let me explain: I only went to school there from 10th-12th grade, and didn't really know all too many people. Not sure anyone would know who I am.

2006-08-31 05:03:38 · 17 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

date 08,06/06

2006-08-31 05:03:38 · 2 answers · asked by mark sirott used cars 1 in Horse Racing

Grains of fine sand are approximately spheres with an average radius of 50 μm and are made of silicon dioxide. A solid cube of this material with a volume of 1 m3 has a mass of 2600 kg.

a)What mass of sand grains would have a total surface area (the total area of all the individual grains) equal to the surface area of a cube 1 meters on an edge?
mtotal = ______kg.

2006-08-31 05:03:32 · 4 answers · asked by hardik p 1 in Physics

2006-08-31 05:03:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

Our family seems fine, but I notice black spots which I take to be mold on the part of the unit that blows out the cold air (not the filter, which is clean). Is there a safe disinfectant that can be sprayed inside the unit?

2006-08-31 05:03:31 · 5 answers · asked by WarlockNJ73 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-08-31 05:03:30 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

How about establishing a travel allowance?
Reimbusing taxpayers at the cost of first class air fare is a drop in the bucket considering the $57,000-an-hour cost of flying Air Force One (old jet fuel costs) and does not cover the cargo planes that shuttle the president's limousines and helicopters to every event, or travel expenses of White House advance workers who lay the groundwork for the trips.

And these presidential travel abuses are no better than the Congress' use of lobbyists private jets for travel in exchange for access or for favorable legislation.

2006-08-31 05:03:27 · 7 answers · asked by murphy 5 in Politics

2006-08-31 05:03:26 · 8 answers · asked by michelle112785 3 in Other - Politics & Government

If the bases of two pyramids have equal areas and the height of the two pyramids is equal also, why does it follow that the corresponding sections parallel to their bases have equal areas?

2006-08-31 05:03:21 · 2 answers · asked by Jesse 2 in Mathematics

I just migrated here in canada and I will be in a new school next week and all of us are going to be new students. I went there this week for registration and I met 2 girls. We only had small talks but when I was there, everyone seems to know a lot of people already because they were classmates before . On the first day of class, what can I ask them or good conversation starters to keep the conversation going? My mom told me to ask about their summer like how they spent their summer or of they had a great summer also if they took a part time job.what school they were from..what else can i ask them?

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

2006-08-31 05:03:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Studying Abroad

2006-08-31 05:03:08 · 13 answers · asked by serenada 2 in Trivia

Hi Everyone,
I recently collected from my fathers estate. I was not the executor of the estate just received moneys from the estate. Would I have to pay taxes on the for 2006 tax time? If so would anyone know how much of a % I should estimate should come out??

Thank you in advance....

2006-08-31 05:03:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

2006-08-31 05:02:56 · 41 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Pregnancy

How do I transfer an E-mail from my inbox and bulk into my address book

2006-08-31 05:02:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

2006-08-31 05:02:52 · 22 answers · asked by dreams 6 in Other - Pets

a health and safety inspector is being shown the workings of a latex factory by the manager. the first thing the manager takes him to see is a machine that makes baby bottle teats. 'hiss.. pop' goes the machine, and the director explains, ‘the hissing sound is caused when the rubber is injected into the mould. the popping sound comes from the needle piercing a hole in the end of the teat.'
the manager then takes the inspector to where the condoms are being manufactured. the machine makes a 'hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss-pop' noise. 'wait a minute!' says the inspector. 'I know what the 'hiss, hiss' is, but why does the machine have a 'pop' sound too?'
'oh, well, its just the same as the baby bottle teat machine,’ says the manager. it pokes a hole in every forth condom.'
'well, that cant be good for the condoms!'
'yeah, but its great for the baby bottle business!'

2006-08-31 05:02:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The point is everybody was telling that....especially guys from the US. Why??

2006-08-31 05:02:49 · 27 answers · asked by guRl 6 in Singles & Dating

As i live in Spain i can send you things you miss from your holidays, at a price

2006-08-31 05:02:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Andalucia

2006-08-31 05:02:43 · 8 answers · asked by KT 2 in Music

put these in order no personality, go with physically

1. eyes
2. hair
3. chest
4. stomach
5. teeth
6. face figure

2006-08-31 05:02:42 · 23 answers · asked by lztexan 3 in Singles & Dating

i had a penie implante a year ago my wife wont have sex with me she sead it take me to long to get off now i am looking at other weman i just dont know wat to do

2006-08-31 05:02:41 · 18 answers · asked by randy g 1 in Men's Health