would this place pass the health and safety inspection?

Question

a health and safety inspector is being shown the workings of a latex factory by the manager. the first thing the manager takes him to see is a machine that makes baby bottle teats. 'hiss.. pop' goes the machine, and the director explains, ‘the hissing sound is caused when the rubber is injected into the mould. the popping sound comes from the needle piercing a hole in the end of the teat.'
the manager then takes the inspector to where the condoms are being manufactured. the machine makes a 'hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss-pop' noise. 'wait a minute!' says the inspector. 'I know what the 'hiss, hiss' is, but why does the machine have a 'pop' sound too?'
'oh, well, its just the same as the baby bottle teat machine,’ says the manager. it pokes a hole in every forth condom.'
'well, that cant be good for the condoms!'
'yeah, but its great for the baby bottle business!'

Answer 1

Funny...my brother-in-law worked for the FDA and they had to test condoms...they would test one hundred at a time and 5 (i think) were allowed to have holes in them....kind of scary! Gives new reason for people not to have sex unless they are ready to get pregnant!

Blessed Be!

Answer 2

no, because on the way out the health inspector noticed a large pile of human excrement in a broom closet. the manager tried to explain that Scotty, the retarded 3rd shift janitor, isn't potty trained but to no avail. the factory was fined $150, 000 for the violation.

Answer 3

That's funny, Now we know why condoms are only 98% effective

Answer 4

lol That was some funny stufff.

Answer 5

eh... i'll give it a 4 out of 10.

Answer 6

I hope it wouldn't. That would be F#&!@% up if it were true.

Answer 7

lol it was clever though ♥

Answer 8

heheh

Answer 9

True so true.

Answer 10

lol