Hal & Marge go to the county fair every year, and every year hal wants to go up in the plane ride they offer, and every year marges says "no, cuz it costs 50 bucks and 50 bucks is 50 bucks. Finally as the yrs go by Hal tells marge, "you know im 81 yrs old and i wont be around much longer, all i want is to go up in that plane just once." marge again repeats, "no, cuz it cost 50 bucks and 50 bucks is 50 bucks. The pilot overhears this and offers to take them up for free as long as he doesnt hear one peep out of them. Marge quickly agrees to this free ride. The pilot takes them up and precedes to do every loop, circle upside down thing he can to make them scream to earn his 50 bucks. He cant believe it when he hears not a single word. When he lands the plane and looks back he sees only Hal, who then tells him Marge fell out after the first loop. The pilot screams at him as to why he never said anything, and hal replied. "cuz 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
2006-08-31 05:04:12 · 5 answers · asked by humorme! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. sure, that's 50 bucks. Sounds like Hal and Marge are Jewish.
2006-08-31 05:08:11 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The version I heard was that they were Scotch and they bet the pilot they would not say anything. Then (after a long description of the flight, with loops and barrel rolls, etc.) the plane lands and the pilot says "Well, the ride is free. I didn't think you would make it." The man says, "I didn't think so either. I almost yelled when my wife fell out."
2006-08-31 12:37:19 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy..he fell off..hahaha a TEN!!! like the jokes.. thx
2006-08-31 12:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.
2006-08-31 16:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok, but not that good...
2006-08-31 12:09:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋