There was a just married White couple that decided to make love on
their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife
did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condoms
from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited
anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.
The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms and when he
finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin. He
asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him
which quality he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom,
average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest
quality, is 25 cents each."
So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him.
While the husband was out, a black thief came into the room. The wife
did not notice and thought that it was her husband.
She grabbed the thief and happily started making love. The wife was so
exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.
When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping.
Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife, mounted her and started
making love vigorously. The wife was surprised that the husband was so
energetic as
she thoroughly enjoyed the session. Nine months later, the wife gave
birth to a black baby boy. When the baby grew up, he asked the father.
"Papa, why am I black and you are white?" The father shouted "You are
damn lucky, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!"
2006-08-29
00:04:23
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