There was a just married White couple that decided to make love on
their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife
did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condoms
from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited
anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.
The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms and when he
finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin. He
asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him
which quality he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom,
average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest
quality, is 25 cents each."
So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him.
While the husband was out, a black thief came into the room. The wife
did not notice and thought that it was her husband.
She grabbed the thief and happily started making love. The wife was so
exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.
When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping.
Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife, mounted her and started
making love vigorously. The wife was surprised that the husband was so
energetic as
she thoroughly enjoyed the session. Nine months later, the wife gave
birth to a black baby boy. When the baby grew up, he asked the father.
"Papa, why am I black and you are white?" The father shouted "You are
damn lucky, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!"
2006-08-29 00:04:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...very funny!
u just woke me up...at my desk at work...supozd to be working!
cheers...
2006-08-29 01:25:09 · answer #1 · answered by ky11 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The in all probability hood of extraterrestrial beings present is extremely intense once you think of of the quantity of stars in this galaxy on my own. Then what number planets and moons exist in each of those image voltaic structures, then the actuality there are various different Galaxies.. Earth being the only planet to harbor existence seems very impossible. inspite of the undeniable fact that he does look.. utilising extraterrestrial beings as his new gods o.O besides. A television coach like that's unlikely to tell your brother to kill himself, to connect demonic cults or the rest, it truly is a coach of persons conversing approximately extraterrestrial beings.. it truly is not plenty diverse than shows on monsters, those shows additionally are consistently monitored and filtered, I doubt they might say a curse be conscious without it getting bleeped out, or coach a profound image without it being blurred. end nerve-racking approximately that, it truly is not in any respect going to take place, they would not in any respect enable it air on television in the event that they tried something like that (Which I very plenty doubt they might) aswell as they may well be canceled. in the journey that your brother does not believe in God anymore, you will possibly desire to appreciate that. you does no longer pick somebody pushing Atheism on you or the different relgiion, why might desire to you push it on your brother? enable him have his very own ideals in the event that they make him chuffed, you will possibly believe in something yet that does no longer recommend all of us else desires to.
2016-11-06 00:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The baby was lucky to have the black man his father not that sump guy ..
2006-08-29 02:41:23 · answer #3 · answered by ohwaw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!
haha.. pity the husband and wife for not knowing the truth. lol.
2006-08-29 00:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-29 00:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!! haha..thx for the laughs..:)
2006-08-29 00:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey. a nice but not so good.
2006-08-29 00:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear lol i like it lol ♥
2006-08-30 06:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahahahhahahaha......dats soooo funny!!!...gud 1...hehehehe...
2006-08-29 01:18:46 · answer #9 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very nice
2006-08-29 00:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by psycho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋