All categories - 28 August 2006

A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development
> on the inside of her thighs. A green spot on the inside of each. They
> won't wash
> off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The
> doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her
> not to worry
> until the tests come back.
>
> A few days later, the woman's phone rings. It's the doctor. She
> immediately begs to know what's causing the spots? The doctor says,
> "You're perfectly healthy
> there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
>
> The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"
>
> "You can tell him his earrings aren't real gold..."

2006-08-28 22:22:19 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

HE WAS TRAINED BY GORDON RICHARDS.

2006-08-28 22:22:03 · 5 answers · asked by BRIAN G 1 in Horse Racing

Im 33 and earn approx 75000pa, I have 2 properties one is nearly paid off and I rent the other out to gear it. I have approx 80000 dollars saved in cash and investments. I have a wife earning approx 20000pa and no kids. I have not inhereted or won any money.

2006-08-28 22:21:44 · 4 answers · asked by hoarfen 2 in Personal Finance

2006-08-28 22:21:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in London

2006-08-28 22:21:36 · 32 answers · asked by Man on the Moon 3 in Celebrities

2006-08-28 22:21:25 · 1 answers · asked by joyee 1 in Higher Education (University +)

Yet remain Atheists?

2006-08-28 22:20:59 · 26 answers · asked by googlywotsit 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I am hosting a baby shower for a friend but am stuck for ideas on where to host it? None of our friends place are big enough to host a party for 30 people. Any one has any ideas? The mum to be lives in Canary Wharf.

2006-08-28 22:20:57 · 14 answers · asked by juiceyspams 1 in Entertaining

AND WHATS THE BEST TORRENT SITE,S FOR A NEWBIE ? I,VE HEARD OF AZUREUS BUT WHERE DO I GO FOR THE TORRENTS 2 D/LOAD ?

2006-08-28 22:20:53 · 9 answers · asked by kevspr 2 in Internet

A gas occupying a volume of of 725mL at a pressure of 0.970 atm is allowed to expand at constant temperature until its pressure reaches 0.541 atm. What is its final volume?

2006-08-28 22:20:50 · 8 answers · asked by Lorenz 2 in Chemistry

2006-08-28 22:20:42 · 4 answers · asked by eL: 1 in Other - Entertainment

I have spy ware in my pc, it's called psw.x-vir.

I need to remove it. Help please?

2006-08-28 22:20:40 · 13 answers · asked by esamsaif 1 in Security

>LATEST POLLING SHOWS
>
>Forty-three percent of all Americans say that immigration is a serious
>problem.
>
>The other 57 percent said, "No habla inglés"
>

2006-08-28 22:20:28 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

where can i get art and craft supplies in adelaide australia. things like beads, string, rings, stones

2006-08-28 22:20:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

i want the all syonyms for different words

2006-08-28 22:20:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

2006-08-28 22:20:00 · 11 answers · asked by ho2asme 2 in Women's Health

2006-08-28 22:19:49 · 12 answers · asked by waygook 3 in Software

I'm a male model (partnered with a couple of females) wanting to start an adult oriented website. Can anyone point me towards to right measures to take as far as legality and such go?

2006-08-28 22:19:15 · 7 answers · asked by Will Vicious 2 in Singles & Dating

which square do i look at i have a vertical line in one bow and in the other a horizontal line...what does this mean?

2006-08-28 22:19:15 · 7 answers · asked by lizzycheer17 2 in Pregnancy

2006-08-28 22:19:13 · 14 answers · asked by ? 1 in Civic Participation

it is subjective

2006-08-28 22:19:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

what means

2006-08-28 22:19:00 · 11 answers · asked by espmikidu 1 in Internet

Could be more than one too....

2006-08-28 22:18:52 · 24 answers · asked by doable_rods 5 in Other - Social Science

i am skinny about 60 kg 181 cm and i want to gain mass and weight but i have a high metabolism no matter how much i eat i cant get bigger

2006-08-28 22:18:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady. I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told that she owned the line,but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back-to-back.

As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I said, "I understand you've been on this ship for the last four cruises". She replied, "Yes, that's true." I stated, "I don't understand" and she replied, without a pause, "It's cheaper than a nursing home".

So, there will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations on a Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:

1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.

2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast-in-bed every day of the week).

3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night.

4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.

5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.


7. T.V. broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience.

8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for them.

9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare; if you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.


Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go?

Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.

ps: And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side -- at no charge.

2006-08-28 22:18:38 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Should I be concerned to allow him to play in sports such as hockey? Doctors don't know much about it ....does anyone else have a child with EDS and do they play sports?

2006-08-28 22:18:32 · 1 answers · asked by bcbound 2 in Other - General Health Care

Will anyone be my gf. Post ur msn address so i can talk to u

2006-08-28 22:18:20 · 14 answers · asked by Alex H 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-28 22:18:18 · 2 answers · asked by Shankha G 1 in Other - Health

2006-08-28 22:18:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music