All categories - 28 August 2006

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equine semen freezing?

2006-08-28 22:13:58 · 6 answers · asked by shrenik p 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

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In Planet of the Apes with Matt Damon. Why were all the people on earth at the end Apes instead of humans?

2006-08-28 22:13:57 · 8 answers · asked by ivan92029 1 in Movies

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Tell your ideas about Leonardo DiCaprio.....Please......... this is very important to me?

2006-08-28 22:13:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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At what age do you stop growing?

2006-08-28 22:13:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

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is your marriage anything like these?

Marriage (Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ..whether you're here or not."

(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am" He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

2006-08-28 22:13:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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i want to have a son? is there a technique that we can use?

we already have a four year old daughter and hopefully next year my husband want us to have another child, a son. what if it will still be a girl (though we welcome it with open arms). i want to have a boy this time. in my side of family there are more girls than boys. we want to settle for 2 kids so that we have time to raise them (financially & emotionally).

2006-08-28 22:13:23 · 12 answers · asked by willow marie 2 in Pregnancy

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how can I convert a Cartesian arc to polar?I have coordinates x y i j, and how can I determine the radius?

2006-08-28 22:13:22 · 1 answers · asked by Uthman A 5 in Mathematics

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bl** j*b to a small penis?

if my bf has a small dick, is it possible to give a good ********?what is the best way to do it well enough to make him come?

2006-08-28 22:13:21 · 9 answers · asked by duddette 2 in Singles & Dating

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I've noticed some users have a trademark for their name.Why is this?

Does it cost any money?How do you do it?

2006-08-28 22:13:13 · 5 answers · asked by Celebrity girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you PHYCHIC? if you are where is my purse?

I lost my purse :( can u tell me where it is????????

2006-08-28 22:13:07 · 11 answers · asked by Bellarockafella 3 in Religion & Spirituality

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When does life become complicated...?

2006-08-28 22:12:59 · 16 answers · asked by As I am 3 in Other - Society & Culture

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What do you think about comedian Dane Cook?

I think he's one of the funniest newer comedians I've seen in a long time.

2006-08-28 22:12:58 · 4 answers · asked by Starscape 6 in Television

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is there a cheap way to block my employees from receiving calls on their cellphones during working hrs?

Receiving calls on personal cellphones while in the factory leads to loss in production. I want to control that. How to do it?

2006-08-28 22:12:47 · 13 answers · asked by swaroop 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

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Has Autumn arrived in the UK?

I had to light another fire again yesterday, and I'm working from home today and contemplating flicking the central heating on... my feet are so cold and even my woolly socks are not helping keeping the warm and the dog refuses to sit on them.... sorry... what was my question again? Oh yes... Has Autumn arrived in the UK?

2006-08-28 22:12:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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there is a rape defence move called "grab, squeeze and twist". what does it mean?

and how exactly is it done?

2006-08-28 22:12:39 · 7 answers · asked by andy_anna_jones 1 in Singles & Dating

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Theory test!?

I sit my theory test tommorow and am revised out, any helpful hints to ensure i pass?

2006-08-28 22:12:35 · 11 answers · asked by ducky 2 in Other - Society & Culture

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If a plant employee is selected randomly, and F is the event "works in the finishing department", what is P(F)

Abel Alonzo, Director of Human Resources, is exploring employee absenteeism at the Plano Power Plant. Ten percent of all plant employees work in the finishing department; 20% of all plant employees are absent excessively; and 7% of all plant employees work in the finishing department and are absent excessively. If a plant employee is selected randomly, and F is the event "works in the finishing department", what is P(F)?

2006-08-28 22:12:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Schooling

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