A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development
> on the inside of her thighs. A green spot on the inside of each. They
> won't wash
> off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The
> doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her
> not to worry
> until the tests come back.
>
> A few days later, the woman's phone rings. It's the doctor. She
> immediately begs to know what's causing the spots? The doctor says,
> "You're perfectly healthy
> there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
>
> The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"
>
> "You can tell him his earrings aren't real gold..."
2006-08-28
22:22:19
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