Marooned on a South Seas island, a man with a beard down to his knees is walking on the beach. Suddenly a beautiful woman emerges from the surf.
"Been here long?" she asks.
"Since 1981," he replies.
"How long has it been since you"ve had a cigarette?"
"Eleven years."
She unzips a pocket in the sleeve of her wet suit, pulls out a pack of Camels, lights one, and hands it to him. He inhales greedily.
"How long since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
"Eleven years."
She unzips the other sleeve and offers him a flask, He takes a long pull and looks at her adoringly.
"How long, " she asks coyly, "Since you played around?"
" Eleven years, " he says wistfully.
She starts to unzip the front of her wet suit. "Gosh," he says, "You got a set of golf clubs in there?"
lol
2006-08-19
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