A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon.When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. "Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mother," she replied, "it was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language. Stuff I'd never heard before. Really terrible 4-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please Mother!" And the new bride began to sob.
"But honey," the mother countered, "what 4-letter words?
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! Come get me, please!!!"
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell me those words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!!!"
2006-08-19
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