A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon.When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. "Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mother," she replied, "it was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language. Stuff I'd never heard before. Really terrible 4-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please Mother!" And the new bride began to sob.
"But honey," the mother countered, "what 4-letter words?
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! Come get me, please!!!"
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell me those words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!!!"
2006-08-19 00:18:28 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Rude awakening to married life. LOL. 10.
2006-08-19 02:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! It's really horrible 4 letter words!
Mom! I want U to take me back!!
5 Stars!
2006-08-19 01:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Job PD...and this was ur story actually? j/k lolz......
wanna a 5 star..na!
a 10 star..na!
a 100 star ..na!
ok..here 's givin u a 101 star ! (stars are real costly these days!)
coz that was awefully(or awesumly) a true case in real life..don't ya agree..see, I culd see u smile :))
2006-08-19 10:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah I heard yet another version that went something like they were contained in the boat discussing about Peter strolling on water and one in each of them receives out and walks to the shore and shouts back do not attempt it except you realize the position the stumps are. hahaha cheers («?RfD?»)
2016-11-30 19:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love it, but my husband does almost all of the cooking, most of the laundry and cleaning.
2006-08-19 00:25:27 · answer #5 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one was told the other day sorry sweetheart :( but 8/10 ♥
2006-08-19 00:23:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it iwould rate it but i cant because i just started on this sight not to long ago im not at that level yet
2006-08-19 01:43:22 · answer #7 · answered by chloe dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really ...... those r really horrible 4 letter words .... lolzzzzzzzzzzzz. hahahahahaha ......
2006-08-20 06:28:01 · answer #8 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever and very humorous.
2006-08-19 00:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by MUSHMAN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-19 00:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Ani♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋