Marooned on a South Seas island, a man with a beard down to his knees is walking on the beach. Suddenly a beautiful woman emerges from the surf.
"Been here long?" she asks.
"Since 1981," he replies.
"How long has it been since you"ve had a cigarette?"
"Eleven years."
She unzips a pocket in the sleeve of her wet suit, pulls out a pack of Camels, lights one, and hands it to him. He inhales greedily.
"How long since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
"Eleven years."
She unzips the other sleeve and offers him a flask, He takes a long pull and looks at her adoringly.
"How long, " she asks coyly, "Since you played around?"
" Eleven years, " he says wistfully.
She starts to unzip the front of her wet suit. "Gosh," he says, "You got a set of golf clubs in there?"
lol
2006-08-19 00:04:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not funny sorry
2006-08-19 00:08:22 · answer #1 · answered by Neil G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, very funny but also very creative. Maybe we can begin to share jokes, you and I. If that's okay by you, then contact me on my profile. Cheers.
2006-08-19 00:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by mykemejeje 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am so sorry to tell you because i cannot enjoy this story,but i know you will make a joke better,well very good,i will give you 5 star.
2006-08-19 00:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, nice one.
2006-08-19 00:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! A nice one!!
2006-08-19 01:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2006-08-19 00:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by MUSHMAN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres no answer to that so i'll tell you a joke instead. what do you call that useless bit of skin in between a c-u-n-t and an a-r-s-e-hole?....Sharon Osbourne!!
2006-08-19 00:09:52 · answer #7 · answered by Ivan R Don 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol! Very good.
2006-08-19 00:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by tazzu27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - no offense taken
2006-08-19 00:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh my lol ♥
2006-08-19 00:12:11 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋