As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the
> passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
>
> Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain,
> Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."
>
> Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right?
Is
> the captain a woman?"
>
> When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I
understand
> you right? Is the captain a woman?"
>
> "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
>
> "My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I Don't know
what
> to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
>
> "That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer Call it the
> cock pit. Now it's the box office."
>
2006-08-19
21:06:24
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