He's been abusing me since he found Yahoo Answers on March 29, and he's showing no signs of stopping. He's wrecked my hard drive (and had to replace it), he had to replace two keyboards, and one mouse, and he's swearing at me every time he gets to Jokes and Riddles, because he can't answer riddles fast enough (apparently he wants to be the first one with the correct answer). Right now he's drunk, and apparently peeing off the front porch, and smoking a cigarrette (thank God he has a daughter, and doesn't smoke in the house, it gives me a break once in a while) but he'll be back soon, and he'll start beating on my keys and abusing my mouse all over again. PLEASE GET HIM TO STOP!!!
2006-08-19 21:05:25 · 11 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
42ITUS! *wagging finger* stop abusing this poor little dear!!!!!! it hurts my heart to see that he gets no break while you are constantly jumping on the net at every chance you get!!! that is SO wrong...
answer in moderation! too much of a good thing is bad for you!
lolz :)
2006-08-19 21:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello,
LMFAO...
Your way out there tonight/this morning...
Tell 42itus,when he comes back and grabs his seat again...
That you have been taken over by The Mysical Wizzard,and 42itus needs to go to the kicthen and make a ham and cheese sandwich...
And grab a beer...
And then leave both next to your/the keyboard...
And take yet another smoke break,Ok?...
Then i will reach through cyberspace and grab the sandwich and beer through your screen...
42ittus will think that you indeed ate and drank the sandwich and beer...
Scratch his drunken head and go too bed...
And my drunken a*s will do the same after my snack 42itus just offered up...
Deal?..:)
Ya see then 42itus may think that you indeed may possess arms and hands...
And at any given time if you're being overloaded or slapped on your screen,even sworn at...he just may think twice...
And if it persists...
Just reach out and grab a smoke from his shirt pocket...
That should raise and eyebrow,especially when you say...
Hey...got a light?...
Thank You
2006-08-19 23:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-14 08:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by sameeruddin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a. Switch your screensaver to black, right now.
b. Hold it there. OK? Keep those pixels reined it tight. BLACK. Whatever happens, whatever he presses, even if he does the CTRL-ALT-DEL trick. Black. Not blue, not green, not red, not white, not - OK, you get it.
c. Welcome to the garage sale.
PS - I hope he's not violent, this may not work.
2006-08-20 12:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
just put some beer next to your keybord, and hopefuly your master will get so drunk that he will fall a sleep and then when he's a sleep you just run.." run forest run "...lol..o wait computers don't have legs...dough..o **** then i ges your screwed lol
2006-08-19 21:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Sasa M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Give him some rice
2006-08-19 21:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by IM CHUCKY 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
just pour a bocket water on this
2006-08-19 21:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by sardar p 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you need to jam the key board right up his (_+_)ss and type with your foot up it
2006-08-19 21:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cheeky Monkey...
Made you look...
2006-08-19 21:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by Tesra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry..It's addictive,,You got bigger problems with alcoholism and the kid..
2006-08-19 21:11:05 · answer #10 · answered by blueboyswoman 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋