All categories - 14 August 2006

2006-08-14 20:51:22 · 23 answers · asked by GrAcE 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

Dad, wanting to be an open, liberal, matter-of-fact father, replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys: one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, looking on the shelf more closely to see if there are any other options. He sees it: "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March...."

2006-08-14 20:51:09 · 13 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

partying in las vegas on a budget

2006-08-14 20:51:05 · 6 answers · asked by diana s 1 in Other - Entertainment

Please no religious books for now. I don't want to hear about them.

2006-08-14 20:50:55 · 4 answers · asked by gerlooser 3 in Other - Science

I put on red during summer and purple during winter

2006-08-14 20:50:50 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

she keeps calling me but i am in love with her man n there is nothing she can do about it i hate her a whole lot.she should pack n go

2006-08-14 20:50:50 · 5 answers · asked by lilly 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-08-14 20:50:42 · 18 answers · asked by KIM 1 in Other - News & Events

plus, how do i do it?

2006-08-14 20:50:33 · 5 answers · asked by someone in the world 4 in Internet

Josh=President of Single Club
Jia Hui=Famous Beauty Queen

2006-08-14 20:50:23 · 7 answers · asked by k_c_soo 2 in Singles & Dating

missouri owners of numbers 660-864-3447 and 816-261-2975

2006-08-14 20:50:22 · 16 answers · asked by kool ass catfish 1 in Friends

How old were you when you discovered your first wrinkle and how did you feel about it?

I spent some time last week end looking at the mirror just to discover that I had my first wrinkle at the corner of my eye and I feel rather disturbed since...

Should I start doing something about it?

2006-08-14 20:50:19 · 16 answers · asked by Behind Blue Eyes 3 in Other - Health

I have just bought a house that was built in the 1940's which has all the original fittings including the original bathroom tiles. I am having a shower fitted over the bath and unfortunately this means that some of the tiles will have to be destroyed. Is there any where I can get replacements? They're white and are about half an inch thick with a curbing (quarter circle) that goes along the top edge of the tiled area. I imagine that I'll only need about a dozen of them, but I can't think of where I might find them. Obviously older tiles would be better as they'll match the others around them but I'd be interested in modern alternatives. Thanks.

2006-08-14 20:50:18 · 2 answers · asked by honey 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

I'm in love with a man in Australia, but I live near San Francisco ..... He told me he loved me before I even mentioned it, and he has mentioned several times that he would love for me to move in with him once it is possible .... I've known him for a while now, and I honestly have nothing keeping me here in America but money. What should I do? Please help me, I need to make this relationship work. He is the sweetest guy I have ever met, and he loves me for who I am ... Also, I have to take medications and I don't know how I'd get them over there.

2006-08-14 20:50:16 · 14 answers · asked by Myrriah 2 in Singles & Dating

We are wanting to do our own flowers and need to buy them in bulk, but we don't know where to get them.

Any suggestions?

2006-08-14 20:50:07 · 5 answers · asked by ☼ lovethesun11 2 in Weddings

We have become so politcally correct that one can not make ANY comment on race, gender, politics becouse the moment one does, one automatically becomes a racists, a sexiest an antisemitic or whatever. Mel Gibson is being crucified because he said that most of the current wars we are fighting can be traced back to some Israel Issue...so he is a fu**ing anti semitic, Larry Summers president of Harvard was forced out of the university because he said that some research appears to suggest that men have greater intellectual ability than women...so he is a damn sexiest. any politican who says that we have to be careful with illegal immigration is a low life racist and anti Mexican. What is going on here? If a bank robbery takes place in New York city, history shows that, low income, inner city, young black males are the most likely to have commited the crime. But No, political correctness would force the police to chase investment bankers living in park avenue before they go to the Bronx.

2006-08-14 20:49:52 · 9 answers · asked by mystic_bond_trader 1 in Philosophy

2006-08-14 20:49:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

its 200 year old document in marathi. but its different from day to day marathi so pls help me out

2006-08-14 20:49:47 · 1 answers · asked by satyajeet p 1 in History

i want to know about the constallations

2006-08-14 20:49:41 · 5 answers · asked by lynn k 1 in Astronomy & Space

if a cops wage is payed by the tax payers and acop himself pays taxes does that mean he is paying his own wage???

2006-08-14 20:49:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aKJonM0fM54


did this really happen??

2006-08-14 20:49:28 · 11 answers · asked by yusiko y 2 in Religion & Spirituality

howmany days after can we drink the expired milk?>?

2006-08-14 20:49:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2006-08-14 20:49:08 · 16 answers · asked by cutiegal 2 in Friends

2006-08-14 20:49:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2006-08-14 20:48:55 · 7 answers · asked by Bigger is Better 1 in Environment

2006-08-14 20:48:54 · 14 answers · asked by GrAcE 1 in Other - Education

Rymes with CRAP

2006-08-14 20:48:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-14 20:48:49 · 3 answers · asked by Michael 5 in Other - Entertainment

Also what is a failproof way to ask to guarantee a date if there is such thing. After ages spent getting over a really long really heartbreaking relationship I finally like this guy at uni but I am WAY to nervous to approach him even if he does give off the friendly vibe...help!

2006-08-14 20:48:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating