A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
Dad, wanting to be an open, liberal, matter-of-fact father, replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys: one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, looking on the shelf more closely to see if there are any other options. He sees it: "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March...."
2006-08-14 20:51:09 · 13 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fun joke.. you made me laugh.. Thanks for saving my boring tuesday morning!
2006-08-14 20:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? No Christmas, Birthday, or Fourth of July
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Poor Guy! LOL. LOL.
I hope you have a wonderful day. You are a ray of sunshine. Thank you for all the laughs.
2006-08-15 07:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man it is unfair to charge 10 pts to you, U are entertaining us by some nice jokes and it costs u 10 pts
2006-08-15 04:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by rickashe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
apr may jun jul aug sept oct nov dec
2006-08-15 04:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by greyheart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL nice
2006-08-15 03:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by Kamy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all a question, but funny.
2006-08-15 03:55:19 · answer #6 · answered by Wocka wocka 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so stupid i hear it like a million times
2006-08-15 04:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
on the ground laughing
2006-08-15 04:12:28 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Ani♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but someone told this earlier :( â¥
2006-08-15 04:01:47 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks woody, for this good joke. I enjoyed it.
More in your stock?
2006-08-15 04:04:38 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋