All categories - 14 August 2006

2006-08-14 22:20:40 · 32 answers · asked by adlex 2 in Astronomy & Space

Please excuse the rough language in the following story...

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "So how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

2006-08-14 22:20:26 · 29 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 22:20:05 · 5 answers · asked by navvulu 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-08-14 22:20:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

I hv been approached by Aztec Intl who claims they can rent out your weeks but so far no news. Anyone got theirs? Recently been approached by Zuele Corpn who claim they can get back for u the money u spent on timeshare but need to pay upfront legal fees to be pooled together with other victims. Has anyone tried? Any views?

2006-08-14 22:19:58 · 4 answers · asked by No Scam Pls 1 in Other - Destinations

WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW TO STOP LEG CRAMPS AT NIGHT ?
AND WHAT MAY CAUSE IT ?

2006-08-14 22:19:51 · 16 answers · asked by chan58862003 1 in Men's Health

my boyfriend has never talked to his parents about girls.
he has had relations in the past but was not serious stuff now he's in love with me and so am i and we are committed.
he needs to tell his parents about me. but is facing a dilemma.
his parents prefer arranged marriage over love marriage any given day and since he has not spoken to them about any of his past relation and any gal in general so he is feeling a bit uncomfortable.

to make the matters worse he had been telling them that he wont marry anybody as he never wanted to till he met me.

kindly give realistic and sensible solution and don't answer if you just want 2 points.

we are from india.. both of us are adults n he's earning well. kindly tell us some hints tht he can give his parents.

2006-08-14 22:19:48 · 11 answers · asked by Me 3 in Singles & Dating

Ive been to six flags before but I want to know which rides I should make sure to hit this time around.

2006-08-14 22:19:46 · 12 answers · asked by amofber 2 in Amusement Parks

2006-08-14 22:19:26 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

my bf's family only can speak and understand 1 language very well. I have no idea how to communicate with them cause i cant speak their language. What shall i do?? Please help me..

2006-08-14 22:19:24 · 5 answers · asked by sherin k 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

move on. and i did for a moment. so after a week or two he finally tells me that he never did have a girlfriend. he only told me that so that i would confess and tell him that i had someone else too. he said that he couldnt stand to see me with anyone else or to hear me talk about any other guy. he says that he only want me with him and that he really loves me. every relationship that i have tried to get into so that i can move on never worked. i ended up falling right back to him. i mean so much to me he is the first guy that i have ever really truly loved. people keep telling me that i am stupid for taking him back when he said and did all he did. i tried to let him go but it never went so well.

2006-08-14 22:19:22 · 9 answers · asked by mzculpepper06 1 in Singles & Dating

We were married 30 years. He has been seeing other women...younger women. He's changed so much. And I know I'm a fool to still love him. But for 30 years...he's been my life. I go over to our house everyday. Sometimes we'll even go to dinner together.But, usually have a disagreement by the end of the nite. I need to move on... It's so hard.

2006-08-14 22:19:15 · 8 answers · asked by sonny 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-08-14 22:19:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Do you people not have an imagination?
The question was meant to have fun with...nothing serious..GEEEEZ..

2006-08-14 22:19:02 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Singles & Dating

Well i wanna make it real nice and special and romantic!
any suggestion?

2006-08-14 22:18:58 · 8 answers · asked by Musty 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

As in using different accounts and things like that? How can you tell?

2006-08-14 22:18:58 · 4 answers · asked by Broken heart ♥ 1 in Psychology

why or why not?

2006-08-14 22:18:35 · 5 answers · asked by Yahooligan85 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

and its connections with the brain???

2006-08-14 22:18:32 · 2 answers · asked by voice.from.above 3 in Other - General Health Care

2006-08-14 22:18:32 · 2 answers · asked by eightball 1 in Teaching

MY BMI is between 21 and 22, so I'm not considered overweighed. The thing is I sweat like crazy!!! My colleagues are amazed by the way I sweat!!! I can just sit there doing nothing and sweat. So, I'd like to ask why some people sweat more? I asked a serious question, so I expect serious answers. Thanks to those who can help me with this.

2006-08-14 22:18:28 · 3 answers · asked by CRT 3 in Other - Health

2006-08-14 22:18:25 · 7 answers · asked by darkarts2006 1 in Buying & Selling

Ideally i like the ones which actually make other words, just to make it more fun!

2006-08-14 22:18:21 · 4 answers · asked by Mr Hughes 1 in Words & Wordplay

Well i wanna make it real nice and special and romantic!
any suggestion?

2006-08-14 22:18:13 · 2 answers · asked by Musty 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-14 22:18:09 · 18 answers · asked by Shodan 2 in First Aid

My best friend and I haven't been as close as we used to be lately. I miss the way things were. We keep missing eachothers calls, so its hard to be able to talk to her. We're both super busy, so we can't get see eachother very often. What can I do?

2006-08-14 22:18:07 · 2 answers · asked by softball002 3 in Friends

2006-08-14 22:17:34 · 3 answers · asked by deepa 1 in Other - Education

2006-08-14 22:16:51 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-14 22:16:47 · 6 answers · asked by shrimp v 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

2006-08-14 22:16:42 · 18 answers · asked by IDRIS S 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-14 22:16:27 · 4 answers · asked by afomish 1 in Television