Please excuse the rough language in the following story...
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "So how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
2006-08-14 22:20:26 · 29 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Such Filth MY VIRGIN EARS
2006-08-19 12:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by charles 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
properly, that's merely what the expression skill. that doesn't unavoidably recommend that all and distinctive 4 letter words are undesirable. operating example: the be conscious '4', merely because it has 4 letters in it that does no longer recommend that it is undesirable. while, f*u*c*ok and s*h*i*t are both 4 letter words. it really is why they got here up with the expression 'Love is a 4 letter be conscious.' which signifies that love is over rated. WOW!! I by no skill knew that i'd ever sound so wise!! i wager that is going to instruct that even the most stupid human beings might want to correctly be wise each now and then...
2016-11-25 01:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.
The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."
Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said " I named mine Nike...like you know... just go for it!"
So he thought about it for a few minutes then said " I got one... Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" Joe said "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
2006-08-19 21:29:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kindof Mama
2006-08-20 11:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by jackie o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one .
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads,
"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
2006-08-19 08:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by bee 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A funny and clean joke, .
A typical new bride and her mother!
2006-08-15 01:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
add the worst 4 letter word out there WORK
2006-08-14 22:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thank god my wife didnt complained about these 4 letter words
2006-08-14 23:12:03 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's one lazy bride.
2006-08-14 22:26:04 · answer #9 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO haha cute♥
2006-08-14 22:41:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what is ur question?
these words
dust, wash, iron, cook
are not bad words
2006-08-14 22:27:40 · answer #11 · answered by Abhijit D 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋