All categories - 12 August 2006

Ok, there is a writer writing about ninjas. Unfortunantly when the ninjas found him, they didn't know and a ninja pulled out his sword The writer had only his belt and paper. He threw a piece of paper at a ninja are tried to escape using his belt as a vine rope. Unfortunantly, the belt was old and it broke. Now he only has paper to defend himself. He suddently remembered that he needed that belt for a reason.

The moral: Get Tighter Pants.

The aftermath: The writer was able to get away becaause the ninja was too busy laughing at his Rainbow underwear.

2006-08-12 16:05:57 · 6 answers · asked by Family Tech Support 3 in Jokes & Riddles

can u kindly please help me with my homework? i'm not so good in basketball but my teacher need it.

2006-08-12 16:05:52 · 5 answers · asked by TLPreferBlue29 2 in Basketball

My left eyelid likes to lay a little lower than my other when I'm tired, looks terrible in pictures. Is there a home remedy that works? Or anything that can fix it?

2006-08-12 16:05:41 · 8 answers · asked by ~AB~ 2 in Other - Health

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2006-08-12 16:05:35 · 17 answers · asked by KITKAT 3 in Religion & Spirituality

If a person wins the Lottery and they pay child support - how much of their winnings would they have to share or does that even apply to lottery winnings?

2006-08-12 16:05:24 · 8 answers · asked by jaimestar64cross 6 in Law & Ethics

2006-08-12 16:05:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

you should watch it

2006-08-12 16:05:15 · 16 answers · asked by guitar_lady81 4 in Movies

I've actually asked this question a few times before, but I still have lingering doubts on the crate training. My biggest concern has been crating my puppy overnight. Will she be able to hold it through the night? Since we've had her (two weeks), she pees and pooping while we're asleep, but at least she's paper trained and doesn't eat it.

Tonight, I am going to crate her in my room. I don't yet recognize her "cry" for needing to go to the bathroom, I'm afraid I'll just sleep through it. I took her out just now and she peed but not pooped. I'm concerned about the poop, she pooped after dinner, but usually needs to go one more time in the middle of the night.

Can she hold it until morning? Will I have to set my alarm for 3ish to take her out? Thank you for all the help in advance.

2006-08-12 16:05:12 · 6 answers · asked by nornnyweb 2 in Dogs

does any one know when thay are coming out with a cd of all the songs. or if any one knows were you can listen to them for free tell me plez.

2006-08-12 16:05:08 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Television

I'm trying to get better HP and I need new exhaust anyways. Any other fine tuning to get better HP?

2006-08-12 16:05:02 · 3 answers · asked by Steve 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-08-12 16:04:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have all kind of proof, and have talk to some of the females that he's cheating with. Then he always come up with the excuse that their just friends and different dumb *** answers.. It's been so many females now that it's like I expect him to cheat. I want to move on but I'm scared for myself as well as the kids. IHe's really a good husband and provider but the cheating is starting to wear me down. It's also making me want to step outside of the marriage. So can anyone tell me why I stay with a cheater who think I have any common sense?

2006-08-12 16:04:52 · 25 answers · asked by Good2Go 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I just can't understand what's with the world' obsession with sports, It has always been my least favorite interest, What's the point if a team wins or loses?!! I mean why should we care?! I think the people who really deserve recognition, wealth, and all the luxuries of this life are the scientists, researchers, etc... Whom we owe our modern and comfortable life to, Ironically most big shot athletes are unintelligent and been lazy at school! Don't you agree with me?
Before you answer just take a moment to imagine your life without technology and your life without sports, Which one would you pick?

2006-08-12 16:04:43 · 15 answers · asked by bikake 1 in Philosophy

I would probably banish people who can't control their children in public. That drives me crazy!

2006-08-12 16:04:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 16:04:40 · 15 answers · asked by Boomer Sooner#1 2 in Government

If a person wants to be creamated and not have a funeral. Should the exexcutor give a funeral for family and friends in rememberance of the deceased

2006-08-12 16:04:31 · 9 answers · asked by Icando 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-12 16:04:30 · 12 answers · asked by lily paige 2 in Other - Hardware

all my life i have heard that bulls charge at the color red,but,someone recently told me that the see in black and white!so if anyone knows could you please settle this argument for me?

2006-08-12 16:04:20 · 9 answers · asked by cyndi b 5 in Other - Pets

2006-08-12 16:04:15 · 15 answers · asked by PDZ 247 3 in Other - Football

i got pimple like red spots all over my face, back and chest suddenly - what do i do? is it some disease or skin infection?

2006-08-12 16:04:12 · 5 answers · asked by wretrovian 1 in Skin Conditions

A month ago, I met a really special guy. I thought I was taking things slowly, but he also seemed a little conflicted or shy. Every time, it has been either very lovely, very tense, or very magical. I thought for a long time he might be shy, or not interested in doing anything other than playing music, but there were mixed signals; I was confused. He has plenty of opportunities to tell me he had a gf, but he just didn't. He wasn't particularly flirtatious, but still, he seemed very fond of me right away, and to do special things for me, be kind and supportive. Then, I asked him to go hiking, and he said he couldn't because he had a friend in town, but he loved playing music with me. Then, he made an excuse to bring me something, and we had coffee. It was very tense, but we learned we had even more in common. I recently found out from a friend he has a gf for one year. My gut tells me he's not being a player, but I'm unsure what may be going through his mind. Any thoughts?

2006-08-12 16:03:52 · 22 answers · asked by calliope 1 in Singles & Dating

My writing partner and I are working on a pitch and pilot script for a proposed TV series, but for some reason the "right" title just hasn't come to us. I'm hoping some inspiration might strike by throwing this question out there to you guys.

Basically the show is "The Paper Chase" meets broadcast journalism--young people in the broadcast journalism program at their school who produce a weekly newscast. The personal lives of the students and their mentor/teacher figure significantly in the storylines, but what drives the show is the broadcast journalism aspect--ethics, controversial issues that they have to cover, their general struggles at school. It's not like the almost-requisite episode of most teenybopper shows where the kids make a newscast; it's a bit more serious of an approach (though of course, there are going to be light moments along the way).

So, any suggestions for a title for the show? Ideally it should convey the whole "broadcast journalism" thing.

2006-08-12 16:03:50 · 8 answers · asked by themikejonas 7 in Television

2006-08-12 16:03:50 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

First off, family court of Phila.& De.Co.Pa. ordered my 2 year old to live with her pot smoking grandmother just because dad lives there, not because I ever did anything wrong. So what would any of us do in a situation like this? Go to the police and ask them to get your kid out of there. They told me they can't do that even though grandma is breaking the law. So I asked if they could watch her closely to see where she's buying her pot from so they can nail the guy, and the police said no. Then I asked if they could go in her home and inspect it hoping they might find pot lying around some where, and they said no. They told me to get a lawyer so I asked the lawyer what I could do to get my kid out of there and he said get a hair strand test done. So I looked into it calling all over the place and only 1 lab does it in the US & it's not easy to get. If judges and police refuse to help our kids what hope do we have? Lawyers? Are they the only ones who can help us? Scary, don't ya think?

2006-08-12 16:03:49 · 4 answers · asked by booboobear 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

I don't think so. Maybe cars offend me because they hurt the atomsphere so we shouldn't drive cars here. Do you know how many Hindu people are offended by you eating beef? Do you care? Maybe I'm offended by heterosexual marriages because I abstain (hypothetically).

On top of that no one is forcing you to get married to some one of the same sex. And no one would force a preacher who didn't like it to get them married, that would be oppression of religion, which sucks.

Some people say it doesn't bring anything to society. Do Cheetos bring anything to society? What? Not only do they not contribute to society, they can make you obese in excess!? We have to make Cheetos illegal. Think things through here. And to be honest the world is already overpopulated and we can't just make new land, people have to live somewhere on Earth at least for the nest many 100 years.

I won't even get into seperation of Church and State, not official enough and is too much of a gray area.

2006-08-12 16:03:49 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am considering being a e -consultant for Tupperware. Please give me any imput on the company that you have. Do or did you sell & what is/ was your experiance like, Thanks!

2006-08-12 16:03:25 · 9 answers · asked by notAminiVANmama 6 in Entertaining

2006-08-12 16:03:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

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2006-08-12 16:03:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

my friend is looking for him

2006-08-12 16:02:59 · 2 answers · asked by taylor♥ 1 in Friends

If you have ever actually heard of it.

2006-08-12 16:02:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration