Ok, there is a writer writing about ninjas. Unfortunantly when the ninjas found him, they didn't know and a ninja pulled out his sword The writer had only his belt and paper. He threw a piece of paper at a ninja are tried to escape using his belt as a vine rope. Unfortunantly, the belt was old and it broke. Now he only has paper to defend himself. He suddently remembered that he needed that belt for a reason.
The moral: Get Tighter Pants.
The aftermath: The writer was able to get away becaause the ninja was too busy laughing at his Rainbow underwear.
2006-08-12
16:05:57
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(continued) Then a reporter actually called the ninja's letting them know he was coming. But instead of talking about training, they talked about the writer;s underwear. It became a national 'First Report' On every news station.
The last time the writer was seen was at a clothing store.
2006-08-12
16:10:00 ·
update #1