All categories - 9 August 2006

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?

Father: Sure, son. What's the question?

Son: What is politics?

Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?

Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.

Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?

Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of s-h-i-t.

2006-08-09 19:02:21 · 7 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-09 19:02:21 · 4 answers · asked by brandie w 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

a) how many combinations of switch positions are possible for the bank of 3 switches (for example for 2 switches , one combination would be 1,1).state the the appropriate counting rule tha you used

b) list each combination of switch positions for the bank of 3 switches ,. what method do you use to get the list

2006-08-09 19:02:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

about 10 min ago i was going to take my contacts out, but when i went to hop over a pile of stuff on my floor, my big toe hit an etch a sketch, but i thought it was just another injury. but i couldnt put any weight on it and my mom says to call her tomarrow if there is still pain, and my brother says thats a way to tell.

it hurts so bad and i dont whine about pain unless it makes me limp when i walk.


and also if its broken, does it feel warm with shooting pain?


this is the 8 time in less than 2 months ive been here i have had a self inflcted injury.......



my motto WHERES THE BAND AIDES?

2006-08-09 19:02:07 · 19 answers · asked by . 3 in Injuries

yet when they see you when that person is not around they act like they are glad ,call me stupid but i have never been around anymore than my wife who i knew ever liked me,

2006-08-09 19:02:05 · 7 answers · asked by Jake 2 in Friends

I know some girls who are always like " I don't get along with other girls I only have guys as friends" blablabla..Guys what do you think of girls like this? Do you like it or what? I would prefer a guy that gets along with other guys so he isn't just hanging around GIRLS all the time... let me know what u think:)

2006-08-09 19:02:01 · 18 answers · asked by chickadee372 1 in Friends

I am orally bi and would like to know if this is a turn on for other women to be with two guys at the same time and that the guys also be bi.

2006-08-09 19:01:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

People is not jealous of america as a country but the arrogancy of some americans.

2006-08-09 19:01:41 · 19 answers · asked by jrod 1 in Immigration

Or would you feel like if you did it, you wouldbe degrading yourself?

2006-08-09 19:01:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My son has a football game at 3:30 pm and his ear is killing him. I have started him on antibiotics and ear drops that has been prescribed by a doctor, but i need to kill the pain fast. Any home remedies?

2006-08-09 19:01:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

2006-08-09 19:01:00 · 8 answers · asked by jedi kilo 1 in Other - Entertainment

Life is difficult. We all know it. No one is perfect. It seems as though we all suffer more than experience true peace. Why is it so hard to make spirituality a true way of life rather than putting it on the back burner as a simple hobby that we read about? What is more important than the questions of life? To me nothing. Is everything (TV, movies, friends, drinking, drama) just a distraction from what our true purpose is?

I would love to hear what you have to say, only serious answers please...

2006-08-09 19:00:59 · 15 answers · asked by TheEnlightened 1 in Religion & Spirituality

not solely speaking of dating, but in general

2006-08-09 19:00:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

My ex gf was so indecisive, she never came up with any suggestions of what she wanted to do and instead would always reply "it's up to u", ended up leaving her cos she was so boring.

2006-08-09 19:00:55 · 9 answers · asked by hegimony1 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-09 19:00:54 · 2 answers · asked by tanmay_personal 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-08-09 19:00:44 · 16 answers · asked by asnitkina 2 in Pregnancy

Why did you pee there?

2006-08-09 19:00:43 · 9 answers · asked by jess 1 in Skin & Body

2006-08-09 19:00:42 · 6 answers · asked by Christian W 1 in Singles & Dating

Ok, she's three years younger than me. She's very weak physically and not that big. She's 11, but her personality is very strong. Physically hurting her is very easy, and gets the message across firmly, but I don't like doing it because she ends up hating me, and her will makes her even harder to control the next time we disagree. I'd say I am a very rational person, and I always try the most rational soulutions. I try to use the peaceful solutions, and those are usually just telling on her. I hate doing that, because usually we fight over ridiculously small things, most often the computer. Telling on her just makes her view me as weak and pathetic. She always provokes me, and I warn her a million times, before I choose one of the two solutions. What I want to know is, is there a third solution that is any better than these to keep her under control, and by control, I mean just following the rules so we don't argue?

2006-08-09 19:00:42 · 2 answers · asked by maya 3 in Family

girls and guys can answer!
[avatar:the last airbender]

2006-08-09 19:00:31 · 18 answers · asked by zutara 1 in Comics & Animation

Even it can be a stupid questions it can hurt people's feelings by what they say I just don't know why people have to be mean i know I am in the real world

2006-08-09 19:00:23 · 12 answers · asked by sweet_star_smile 1 in Friends

2006-08-09 19:00:07 · 17 answers · asked by Mister 1 in Ford

2006-08-09 19:00:06 · 17 answers · asked by taylor♥ 1 in Music

mine is 16,f,tx

2006-08-09 18:59:55 · 20 answers · asked by jessica alba 1 in Singles & Dating

Temporary filling fell out - now the nerve is exposed.

2006-08-09 18:59:54 · 14 answers · asked by donaldvaughn1 1 in Dental

2006-08-09 18:59:51 · 5 answers · asked by Brandon 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Growing up with a Korean mother, I've always eaten it when I have Korean food.

2006-08-09 18:59:48 · 19 answers · asked by megatron 4 in Ethnic Cuisine

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug!"

2006-08-09 18:59:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ok so i am attracted to an unattractive guy.
I usually only date hot guys..who turn out to beshits. and now i find myself liking this soo not cute guy..i play flirt with him and everyone thinks its a joke...including him...but its not..
and i am a little embarrassed by this attraction. but cant stop how i feel..any suggestions??

2006-08-09 18:59:45 · 13 answers · asked by Em W. 4 in Singles & Dating

as what to get my boyfriend. or do for him.

2006-08-09 18:59:43 · 6 answers · asked by gotbubblez74 2 in Other - Family & Relationships