All categories - 5 August 2006

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

Remember everybody; this is life no one can freaking get out of it alive!

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men or spending time around children.

EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

PRIG - a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married.

EYE CONTACT - a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

FRIGID - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.

SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

NAG - a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just intercourse.

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2006-08-05 17:54:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My mom knows I am gay, but the rest of the family has no idea. .. They are mostly republican and they already expressed racist remarks concerning Gay people. Should I tell them I am gay? and How should I do it? Please help

2006-08-05 17:54:34 · 18 answers · asked by pretty_lesbiian 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-08-05 17:54:24 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i started playiung guitar at age 8 had my first concert at 10
now i'm a big name star with4 cd out
i'm a burnet and my newest albulm has a clock
first to guess wins

2006-08-05 17:54:21 · 8 answers · asked by blah 2 in Celebrities

Magneto controls metals, so why can he hover, as in X-Men 3 (bridge scene)? Also, what's the name of the character who throws "horns" out of his palms at Wolverine as he's being chased through the forest?

2006-08-05 17:54:19 · 4 answers · asked by spartacus 2 in Movies

2006-08-05 17:54:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I like wont leave my house until everything is perfect ! Is anyone else like this? Also I keep checking and counting things.

2006-08-05 17:54:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2006-08-05 17:54:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-05 17:54:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Preferably labs that study more Biology.

2006-08-05 17:53:56 · 3 answers · asked by effpancakesitswafflestime 2 in Biology

2006-08-05 17:53:54 · 4 answers · asked by Juan C 1 in Wrestling

2006-08-05 17:53:53 · 31 answers · asked by Vancouver Island Marmot 1 in Fashion & Accessories

1) If vector A = 5i +7j -3k , vector B =2i +2j -ck r perpendicular to each other find the value of c?
2)Two vectors start from origin and end at (1,3,4)and(1,2,3).whats their cross product?
3)A vector Fa is along positive X-axis.If it s vector product with Fb is zero than Fb is what??? Answer in unit vectors
4) what will bethe angle between vectors -2i +3j+k and -i +2j +2k
5)Three vectors A,B and C satisfy the relation A.B=0 , A.C=0 than vector A will be parallel what????

2006-08-05 17:53:46 · 2 answers · asked by roger net 1 in Physics

2006-08-05 17:53:38 · 10 answers · asked by smartfem_18 1 in Skin & Body

Do black guys enforce the stereotype of liking white girls or are white girls naturally attracted to something about black guys? Also, why do people stereotype that white girls will do "anything" and black girls won't? Is it true?

2006-08-05 17:53:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

Who makes the best cookies you've ever had?

2006-08-05 17:53:11 · 18 answers · asked by loudy_foudy 4 in Polls & Surveys

For those of you that don't like eggs, better come up with something clever, then...think outside the box!

2006-08-05 17:53:08 · 68 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys

My Uncal Timmothy M. Morse Just Died @ the age of 42 On august 5 2006 @ 11:55 am of canser my mom is becoming histarical she wont stop cring and my 4 lil cosons (his daughters ) dont know yet because thair mom wont tell them

2006-08-05 17:52:46 · 20 answers · asked by christal 3 in Family

i'm 27 and had a wetdream last night, first one probably for the last 10+ years. Is this normal for this age? Yea I was surprized and happy.

2006-08-05 17:52:45 · 14 answers · asked by bblond1977 2 in Men's Health

How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? Hot snot I love your milf How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself?

2006-08-05 17:52:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

One that will deepthroat all 10 inches, one that will swallow, and one that will shut up and make me a sandwich when it's over... Will I?

2006-08-05 17:52:30 · 6 answers · asked by Bob O 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-05 17:52:19 · 10 answers · asked by Ahab 5 in Land Phones

A lying, awful person betrayed me & I am going to be much more careful about who I trust from now on BUT.....Could you guys pray for me & my family??? It certainly can't hurt!!

2006-08-05 17:52:16 · 16 answers · asked by Catcanscratch 5 in Religion & Spirituality

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which do you think will fit better for your Fall wardrobe?

2006-08-05 17:52:15 · 19 answers · asked by Luv_Li83 2 in Fashion & Accessories

I've been sick and tired of this lowlife for years and am glad to finally see him outed for the anti-Semite he is and has always been. Now, if only we can finally be rid of him once and for all...

Freedom! lmao...

2006-08-05 17:52:14 · 16 answers · asked by MacSteed 7 in Movies

2006-08-05 17:52:13 · 8 answers · asked by behtarin m 1 in Immigration

Well my anniversary with my girlfriend is coming up and i'm never able to surprise her with something cute and thoughtful... I really have no idea what to do.. or get.. or make... or put together... does anyone have any good ideas?... it can be very random too.. i'm sure she'd like pretty much everything i got for her

2006-08-05 17:52:05 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-05 17:52:05 · 60 answers · asked by smartfem_18 1 in Other - Beauty & Style