All categories - 1 August 2006

Gauteng Metro policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that bcoz he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won cash award, in an Arrive Alive safety competition. Being a Zimbabwean, the driver could hardly believe his luck. "What are you going to do with your cash?" asked the traffic cop.
"Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers licence," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He tries to be smart when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment there was a knock from the boot and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
The cop fainted.

2006-08-01 18:16:37 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-01 18:16:27 · 24 answers · asked by blazingphoenix2424 1 in Reptiles

my hair is long, wavy, thick, and blonde and i NEED a hair cut. it goes down to the end of my shoulder blades. HELP!!!

thanks!!! ^.^

2006-08-01 18:16:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

if you laugh at mel gibson?

2006-08-01 18:16:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Cat is 8 years old, in good health with no known allergies, or issues... She has in the past marked or squated only when she had issues like cystits or something. Lately, (like 6 times in 3 days) she is full on peeing in random locations. This is over a 3 day period, but the problem is cronic, at least 3 times a week. I can't take it anymore. Suggestions would be appreciated, as I don't want to take drastic measures up to and including making her absent. Haven't tried anti-depressants yet, but I think that's the next step. Yes there are 4 cats in the house, and multiple litter boxes, changed regularly. Anyone have any history with the drug side of the "fixing it"?

2006-08-01 18:16:14 · 9 answers · asked by docusrex 2 in Cats

I trusted a man in helping me keep my house from being foreclosed on. Now I rent my house from him. Icontacted places to help me fix up my house now I have 1 bath 3/4 done and the other bath and masterbed room torn apart.No help from tv shows . Now I don't know if I will get custody of my grandchild because of the condiction of my place. Thanks for lending a ear. may you be blessed in many ways

2006-08-01 18:15:54 · 29 answers · asked by grandma? 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-01 18:15:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I do not understand it.

Ted Kennedy drowned a girl and left her to die. He cheated his way through Harvard - GOT CAUGHT AND WAS SUSPENDED!!

3 of the Kennedy's cheated on their wives and had sex with Marylin Monroe.

JFK's Bay of Pigs incident made Castro turn to the Russians for support - and we have been politically fighting with him ever since.

How could you support this rich, stuck-up family?

2006-08-01 18:15:52 · 27 answers · asked by Scrib 2 in Politics

Mine seem to rot real fast. I tried putting them in the fridge but the rotted even faster.

2006-08-01 18:15:51 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ to ...... 5 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-08-01 18:15:46 · 12 answers · asked by mrddcaregiver 1 in Wrestling

Can anyone recommend an "unbiased" website that gives a relatively recent history of this conflict? I'm sick of the one sidedness on here. I want to see exactly what went down leading up to this unfortunate mess over there.

2006-08-01 18:15:35 · 7 answers · asked by escapegrl1 3 in Other - Politics & Government

i live in Colorado so not much happens
im 15
i know fame wont come all at once
i have to work for it
HELP.

2006-08-01 18:15:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-01 18:15:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get
here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you."
Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for
100 years!
No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."

2006-08-01 18:15:32 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-01 18:15:28 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I challenged my friend to see who could write the best song over night, and right now I am having brain blockage! Can someone help by giving me at least a line to help me start on working on this song? It could be about anything.

2006-08-01 18:15:05 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-01 18:15:01 · 22 answers · asked by Manda 1 in Music

i had a one night stand with a guy i have known for years and i was in my fertile period and he came in me. i have had tender brests and hey are getting bigger i have been feeling a bit sick and i am tired all the time and i have been getting mood swings. i am not due to get my period for another two weks so could it be posible that i may be pregnate???

2006-08-01 18:14:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I really would like to know how to make Lemono Sorbet! I saw it in a magazine, and it looked absolutly delicious!

2006-08-01 18:14:56 · 7 answers · asked by shelbysurfer 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-08-01 18:14:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Las Vegas

I did terrible mistake and it was so stupid.I stole from the company where I work at for 2 and half months.I did that because I need to take my baby to the hospital.
They fired me after I make a confession.I do regret it and won't do it again.Now Im so scared to find a job.Im afraid they will find out why I get fired.But in the same time I need to get a job to pay back the rest of the money and my bills.

Do you think the HR from the company I work before will tell them what I did?
Do you think I will have criminal file? even they don't bring the problem to the police and court.
I was working for big retail company.Do you think its a good idea to try to work in retail again.Will they find out about what I did?

2006-08-01 18:14:42 · 15 answers · asked by Kamilla 1 in Careers & Employment

2006-08-01 18:14:27 · 9 answers · asked by Jennifer R 1 in Austin

2006-08-01 18:14:21 · 5 answers · asked by hybrid 2 in Winter Sports

two of these ppl r my friends: Kerrin (funny+ likes horses)
Samantha (nice+ likes to draw)
Me (good sense of humor+loves wrestling)

2006-08-01 18:14:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My grandfauther did and he has a purple hart , medal of honor and he was a golden gloves boxing champ and god bless him he made me the person i am today.

2006-08-01 18:14:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

The judge asks the child "Do you want to live with your father?"

"No, he beats me." the kid answered.

"Do you want to live with your mother?" The judge asks

"No, she beats me." The kid answered.

"Who do you want live with then?"

The kid answers, "Chicago Bears, they never beat anybody."

2006-08-01 18:14:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the wood ive got atm is still a bit green and a lil wet

2006-08-01 18:13:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

Yes i have asked this before but i wanted to see if i get any other answers before i confront someone. Has anyone ever heard of a doctor emailing a patient their test results?
The situation: i have a very good friend who has found a woman that he is attracted to. She has a bit of a reputation. Which in and of itself is not bad. BUT safety first. So he asked her to get tested so that he would know they are both safe. (He did the same) So one day she forwards an email to him. It is supposedly from her doctor that gives her a clean bill of health.
Maybe i am just biased because i personally just don't like her, but the whole thing feels fishy to me. i just have never heard of a doctor emailing sensitive results (whether they be postive or negative) to a patient. If it is true then so be it. So basically want to know if anyone has heard of this, had this happen, absolutely know it can't happen? Any knowledge/opinions are greatly appreciated. Serious answers only please.

2006-08-01 18:13:49 · 7 answers · asked by purple dove 5 in Other - Health

2006-08-01 18:13:42 · 7 answers · asked by Crooks Gap 5 in Fashion & Accessories

i have only asked like 2 or 3 questions and every time i have rood comments or answers and i didnt ask for ppl to make fun or be mean to me i was just asking for your openion and if you wernt going to help then dont answer plz i have enough going on and i dont want all this bull sh** going on with it i have had enough

2006-08-01 18:13:36 · 7 answers · asked by miss bossy 1 in Other - Home & Garden