Gauteng Metro policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that bcoz he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won cash award, in an Arrive Alive safety competition. Being a Zimbabwean, the driver could hardly believe his luck. "What are you going to do with your cash?" asked the traffic cop.
"Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers licence," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He tries to be smart when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment there was a knock from the boot and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
The cop fainted.
2006-08-01 18:16:37 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a classic ... thanx for bringing it back to me after a long time ... c u ;)
2006-08-05 05:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
between the funniest became this guy who became approximately 60, he appeared like a homeless guy or woman yet truly had a place to stay. He of course had some psychological matters (yet i'm no longer making relaxing of that). He walked all around and appeared completely happy. I observed him in a delightful's ice cream parlor sometime sitting on the counter. He became ingesting an ice cream cone, had it throughout his face, moustache, beard, and it merely appeared so beautiful through fact he did no longer care, he became merely lovin' it!
2016-10-01 09:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaa, I have never heard that before, I thought it was hilarious!!! Ahhh that's so funny, I love it! Good one
2006-08-01 19:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey sweetheart, this one is old, sorry to tell ya later i've heard it many many times sorry sorry and why no e-mail from you? that hurts lol oh yeah i don't like the modified version so much though check ya later ♥
2006-08-01 18:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I've never heard it before and I think it's hilarious!
2006-08-01 18:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny i have never heard that one before
2006-08-06 05:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by lmvyoyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The modifications are good.
2006-08-04 07:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny, not lol, but funny.
2006-08-01 18:21:46 · answer #8 · answered by psycmikev 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
remove the dust away from this joke man its v.v.v.v.v.v.v old ...
2006-08-05 21:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... this one is definitely a classic
2006-08-01 18:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋