A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get
here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you."
Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for
100 years!
No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."
2006-08-01 18:15:32 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think that was the funniest joke I heard all night. I didnt see that coming. U cant lie about that to just anyone. Kids these days!! LOL
2006-08-01 18:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by 8_letters_3_words_1_meaning 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'm surely a night owl. Ever considering my college days became over back in 1993, i began staying up all night and snoozing a million/2 the day. My nights and days are backwards. I savor the night time extra clever than the day. it is extra quiet, non violent and not fairly as warm. however i ought to admit, it is totally troublesome to arise early for appointments and stuff (or as quickly as I ought to pass to a definite keep that closes at an early time) whilst i'm no longer used to being up interior the daylight hours. this is the worst area approximately residing the night life.
2016-11-03 12:19:31 · answer #2 · answered by shea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan!!
Real Early Edition.
2006-08-01 20:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic, ha ha, is that asked by our BABy?
2006-08-01 19:13:24 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhehe... I guess that would make anyone grouchy
2006-08-01 18:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL kids these days, they find out on their own, lol!
BFFLUD
2006-08-02 03:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that's a very very old joke no wonder i am not laughing......ha ha ha
2006-08-01 18:33:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old old old..... It's been around longer than you, And it's not even funny.
2006-08-01 18:35:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha rofl
2006-08-01 18:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard this before.........but tell u this is too hilarious. lmao
Cheers!!!
2006-08-01 19:25:11 · answer #10 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋