All categories - 28 July 2006

A black guy walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?" Duck says, "Africa, they are all over the fvcking place."

2006-07-28 15:14:43 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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how can i lose a significant amount of weight in only 5 weeks?

is there any trick to slimming down quickly? if so...what is is?!?!

2006-07-28 15:14:32 · 2 answers · asked by adriana24 2 in Women's Health

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what can I do if i was in a car wreck were the other person had a supened driver's license?

2006-07-28 15:14:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

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what is the red book value of an 1996 acura?

2006-07-28 15:14:27 · 5 answers · asked by TINA W 1 in Acura

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Text messages?

I hate text messages. I was wondering if it is possible to block this feature from my Cingular LG C1500 phone. My friends keep texting me and it's costing me so much money. They're so annoying.

2006-07-28 15:14:26 · 5 answers · asked by punky 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

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is neone in a long distant relationship?

i am and its really hard we've been together for a year and a half and i dont get to see much and i dont know if hes cheating on me

2006-07-28 15:14:24 · 4 answers · asked by Cris 2 in Singles & Dating

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isn't santa claus and satan claws just too similar?

they both wear red, they have pointy eared little imps in their employ, one lives in the bitter cold, the other in hell fire, one rides a sleigh, the other just slays, one says ho ho ho, the other ha ha ha, the list goes on. list any other similarities you notice (or opposites)
COINCIDENCE??? I THINK NOT!!!

2006-07-28 15:14:10 · 7 answers · asked by bakbiter 3 in Mythology & Folklore

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is this love?

Love, a word that comes and goes
So many doubts nowadays
Nobody even knows who to believe...

So I'm here to say I found what true love
means today
Someone who'd be there for you
Even at times when you are weak
Someone who'd always love you
Unconditionally
Somone'd you'd call in time of need
24/7 days and still be the same
And never change
So come and be set free

2006-07-28 15:14:10 · 1 answers · asked by aznflippgurl 5 in Singles & Dating

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What does F.R.I.E.N.D.S. actually stand for???

2006-07-28 15:14:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Has anyone read "A Farewell to Arms"?

What is Lt. Henry seeking in the book?

Is he seeking happiness or love or something else? Does he find what he is looking for, and what is the climax or turning point of the book?

2006-07-28 15:14:04 · 2 answers · asked by Pete 2 in Homework Help

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can someone help me with my 2 yr old she's grown?

i have no control over my 2 yr old going on 25. when i go to put her in timeout i feel i'm there instead of her she's screams at me like she's the mother do these kids act this way because of the breast milk should i stop breastfeeding her now since she's two my other 2 kids didn't act as bad as she do lol she's a monster

2006-07-28 15:14:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

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What kind of question will be asked durring the interview at the miss teen usa pagent?

This is my firstt pagent and i am so nervous yet super excitted!! i was wondering what kind of question would be asked durring the interview. If any one else though has any tips to give me about being in a pagent please do tell me. I need all the help i can get. Thank you!!

2006-07-28 15:13:57 · 15 answers · asked by Cutie Pie 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

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Who has better values? Christians or Atheists?

Christians are taught that God will forgive them for ANYTHING they do if they ask for forgiveness

Us Atheists are taught to be responsible for our own actions and treat people right because it's common sense

Christians are taught that Jesus already paid the price for their sins(murder, rape, ect.)

Atheists are taught that we pay the price for our wrong doing with guilt and the judicial system

Christians are taught that no sin is greater than the other

Atheists know that it's common sense that murder is worse than lying about your age

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2006-07-28 15:13:47 · 32 answers · asked by Black Atheist 1 in Religion & Spirituality

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What makes a puppy drink excessive amounts of water?

I'm babysitting. He is a 6 month old Lab.

2006-07-28 15:13:44 · 20 answers · asked by h2odog2006 2 in Dogs

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My dog always pees on the beds in the house. No where else. Can anyone tell me why??

2006-07-28 15:13:42 · 9 answers · asked by Chrissy R 1 in Dogs

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I have been with my boyfriend 4-3yrs and I am tired of being the last on his list what should I do?

We have been together for three years and at first it was amazing. Slowly as this last year pasted he has lowered me on his list to under his friends and everything else. I feel like I am just "on Call". Whenever he wants to do something I have to be there or he gets mad, but if I want to do something on my day off he is with his friend (who he is with everysingle day) and doesnt feel like going out. I am getting tired of being the girlfriend when it is convienent. I want something more, but I dont know what to do. Talking works for a short time but then he falls back into his old ways, should I try talking again or is it time for me to move on? I love him but mabye loves not enough, Someone please help me.

2006-07-28 15:13:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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I heard that some pagan societies don't allow for male members or leaders.?

Is this true, and if so, what's the rationale?

Thanks in advance for answering~!~

2006-07-28 15:13:38 · 9 answers · asked by ThatGuy 4 in Religion & Spirituality

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Does your dog bark at her bones (not hers but the ones you buy her)?

My 7 month old golden retriever barks at her bones that we buy her. Is this normal? Noone else is even near them.

2006-07-28 15:13:27 · 8 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Dogs